Simple, let's have fun with puns. Here's how this works:
1. The format is chosen by the topic poster. (News article, single words, personal stories, whatever.)
2. The topic poster is chosen by a vote of the most/best puns from the previous topic. ( [MENTION=39330]CJC[/MENTION] had the best puns in 1.0, he gets to make 2.0)
3. Only one pun per post. (Give other members a chance!)
To start, I'm going to quote a conversation from General Discussion that gave me the idea. (http://armageddongames.net/showthread.php?95419-Where-is-everyone)
rocksfan13 wrote:This site has been blocked by my employer, hence why I am not here as often anymore.
Gleeok wrote:Playing too much ZC at work,eh? 😉
ctrl-alt-delete wrote:I just figured it was the secret porn forum.
Gleeok wrote:Shhh. There is no "secret porn forum" remember.
ctrl-alt-delete wrote:Oh, yeah.Even if there was, it would be hard to find.
ShadowTiger wrote:That was physically painful.
ctrl-alt-delete wrote:That's what she said.
So, as you can see, the current topic is "AGN's Secret Porn Forum."
Remember, it's not a race. Everybody should be fully satisfied when we're through here.
We've got to be careful. We don't want members using the back door to get in.
Yeah, we really should make this place more secure by filling the holes.
Porn Forum?! Who would erect such a profane thing?
It's a secret, but we should really wrap it up for further protection.
Security here is pretty loose.
I'm still undecided whether or not we should shave it.
Alright guys, this thread has gone on long enough. It's time to wrap it up.
Gleeok wrote:Alright guys, this thread has gone on long enough. It's time to wrap it up.
You should really cum up with your own puns instead of repeating mine.
Don't cause unnecessary friction, Kolt. It's no fun when it gets raw.
I just thought there should be mutual consent.
ctrl-alt-delete wrote:You should really cum up with your own puns instead of repeating mine.
I guess it's true what they say; you will go blind. x_x
Is it time to climb the peaks of a new thread?
Things are going down... hill.
[MENTION=39330]CJC[/MENTION], [MENTION=38528]SUCCESSOR[/MENTION], [MENTION=39863]Tim[/MENTION], [MENTION=42714]Gleeok[/MENTION]
Any of you feel free to create the next thread. This one has reached its climax.
Well, now that we're done here, why don't you go ahead and make me a sandwich Ctrl-Alt-Delete?
MasterSwordUltima wrote:Well, now that we're done here, why don't you go ahead and make me a sandwich Ctrl-Alt-Delete?
...the thread is won. 2.0 should clearly be yours, even though you're late...(lol)
Use precautions to make sure you don't catch anything...other than that last pun.