The age old joke question Why did it cross the road?
I always thought it was to get a hamburger... But there is any number of impossibility's on why.
So who wants to partake in this random thread?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
He was feeling suicidal.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Anal Queen Bat Mitzvah.
That's all that comes to mind.
The logical conclusion is the chicken had an instinctual impulse that drove her in the direction that intersects with said road!
To get some crack. 😮
Does this hypothetical chicken still have a head? It may even make a difference on the answer.
To tell us who's boss.
To login to her AGN account. Her username is roadchicken0126 btw.
The chicken crossed the road to get to this news-station. Wait, that was chicken-boo.