This.
Warning, hilarious content.
I for one would jump at the chance to leave my skidmarked underwear in the White House. Imagine the face of the janitor who found them. XD
A real claim to fame.
It wasn't the best day in his neck of the woods.
Talk about a crappy day.
(I'm sorry guys, I'm sorry. Please forgive me.)
He did have Gastric Bypass Surgery though, can't leave that part out. :P