More importantly: Happy Birthday, Saffith!

Happy Birthday Saffith! Here's to all the times you got screwed out of x-mas presents for having your birthday coincide. :P

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bigger than jesus, birthday, fuck santa, saffith
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Hilarious.
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Happy born naked into the world day Saffith!

This is the reason why Christmas is so important to me: Because I get to wish one or two people a happy birthday instead of many more people at the same time.

So yes, wherever you're reading this, please have a very happy one!

Happy birthday!

[insert generalized statement of good will]

Beep, boop boop bop.

Thanks, etc.
I feel like I should say more, but that's all I've got. :|