Good Idea - Bad Idea

Bad idea: Punching justin beiber while he's covered in acid

Good idea: Anything painful towards Justin Beiber

Bad Idea: Anything painful towards a grizzly bear.
Good Idea: Apple pie.

Bad Idea: Apple Pie of death.
Good idea: Eating Steak with someone.

Bad idea: Eating steak from a mad cow diesesed cow
Good idea: Winning the lottery

Bad Idea: Winning the lottery, on Pandora (Sorry, Borderlands reference)

Good Idea: Going sledding on a snowy hill.

Bad idea: going sledding on a snowy hill that ends in a 50 ft drop

Good idea: going sledding on a snowy hill using Justin Beiber as a sled

Bad Idea: Going sledding on a snowy hill using Turanga Leela as a sled. She's clearly a toboggan.

Good Idea: Pancakes with Maple Syrup.

Bad idea: Pancakes with Maple Syrup on the floor.

Good idea: Watching something on youtube.

Bad Idea: Watching nothing on Youtube.

Good Idea: Playing volleyball with your friends.

Bad idea: Playing volleyball with your friend's head

Good idea: Messing around in creature creator in Spore

Bad Idea: Making a creature that kills all the other creatures

Good Idea: Hanging on some forums.

Bad idea: hanging on some forums know for their sheer number of trolls

Good idea: eating ice cream

Bad Idea: Eating Ice Cream when you're allergic to dairy.

Good Idea: Dancing at a wedding.

Bad Idea: Dancing at a wedding... with skis.

Good Idea: Milking a cow.

Bad idea: milking a mad cow

Good idea: relaxing with a nice, cold drink

Bad idea: relaxing with a nice, cold, almond flavored drink

Good idea: Sipping your drink slowly

Bad Idea: Sipping it so slowly someone slaps you for taking to much time.

Good Idea: Drinking Dr. Pepper.

Bad Idea: Doing 23 different anti-depressants at the same time.
Good Idea: Creating a new calender that contains only 4 weekdays a month.

Bad Idea: Actually trying to pitch that calendar to businesses.

(I actually did come up with a thirteen month calendar last year, each month is exactly four weeks long except for the thirteenth, Tristadectober, which comes after December and is twenty-nine days long [the last day being new year's eve]. I'm actually going to roll it out on my blog next year, for reasons not at all unrelated to my insanity.)

...EDIT: I should read things before I post. You said four weekdays, not four weeks. Whoops!

Well, I suppose the bad idea for that would be taking a week's vacation.

Good Idea: Adopting my new calendar.

Bad idea: In retrospect adopting the Mayan Calendar instead for the sole purposes of becoming an end-of-days prophet and selling all your stuff. (The good news is that you've written a book about it and made several thousands of dollars!)

Good idea: Taking your dog to the groomers.

Bad idea: Taking your dog to Fred from Courage the Cowardly Dog

Good idea: Spending the holidays with your family

Bad Idea: Spending time with family, but to find out you have to sleep outside D:

Good Idea: Windows 8' Start screen.

Bad idea: Windows 8 Blue Screen of Death

Good idea: Spork

Bad Idea: Spnife

Good Idea: Eating some frozen produce

Bad idea: Eating that while still frozen.

Good idea: Playing a Wii-U while at a Gamestop/ EB.

Bad Idea: Playing a Wii-U while naked at a Gamestop/EB.

Good Idea: Chili dogs!

Bad idea: giving Wario chili dogs

Good idea: Gunblade

Bad Idea: Guntoothbrush

Good Idea: Proper auto maintenance

Bad Idea: Proper auto maintenance by a company that charges you too much money.

Good Idea: Buying a Brand new computer.

Bad Idea: Proper auto maintenance by a company that charges you too much money.

Good Idea: Buying a Brand new computer.

Edit: Ignore the double post, another internet hiccup.