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What would you do?

48 replies · 16,101 views · Started 25 October 2012

Time for another poorly thought out random game :P

The game would work like this.

Poster A: What would you do If someone gave you 100 dollars to punch the next person you see?

Poster B: I open my eyes and punch the guy that gave me the 100 dollars :P

And then Poster B gives another "What would you do (Insert something here)? "

Alright I'll start.

What would you do if you seen a murder?

There's a saying: Never witness anything, you'll live longer.

So I would slowly turn around, remove myself from the scene, and put it out of my mind.

What would you do if you found out that cheese danishes were actually aliens in disguise, seeking to take control of humanity?

I'd eat more than I normally do.

What would you do if given the choice of any superpower you want, but you have an Iq of 25?

Wait for winter when their dessicated muscles would freeze up, and then mulch them with my lawnmower.

What would you do if the mole-people invaded?

Get a camera with the brightest flash I could find and take pictures of them until they couldn't stand it anymore.

What would you do if the last slice of the most awesome pizza you ever had was stolen by the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?

I would go kick their ass's >😞

What would you do if someone kicked you in the gonads for no reason?

I'd kick back.

What would you do if the single most evil being in all existence offered you a cookie? Also the cookie was made by the same person and contains pure evil within it.

Well, since evil is a chalky flavor, I probably wouldn't take it. Who wants chalky cookies?

What would you do if you went up in a shuttle, and when you returned apes had taken over the world?

Obviously, I wouldn't go up to space without a Metroid-like Power Suit, therefore, I'd use said Power Suit to take back the world, or at least rescue any survivin humans and gather them into a place where we (hopefully) won't be bothered by the new dominant species.

What would you do if you had Samus Aran's Power Suit? Note: It only has all upgrades up to the Varia Suit upgrade, which makes it look like what she is usually seen as on the cover of most, if not all Metroid games.

Well I certainly wouldn't do this:

...There's a video of a geek that gets a chozo suit and then is immediately killed by space pirates, but I couldn't find it. I fail at internet.

What would you do if you could see sound?

Get a can of Dr. Pepper. Might as well use it on something I like.

What would you do if you were stuck in the Dissidia Final Fantasy cycle(as in, a never ending war)?

Side with the villain, help him/her conquer the world, and then do away with him/her when he's exhausted from defeating all the others.

What would you do if computer viruses could jump from technology to your own immune system?

Eat a klondike bar and then go on a kitten petting spree.

What would you do if you had the chance to become a super hero, however there are two cons to it: you have a insect themed costume and the organiation giving you your suit and powers intends to brainwash you to help take over the world?

Go watch as many reruns of the Fox Network show The Mantis as I can handle so I'll be ready to stomach looking like a bug, then go find a nice lady friend with my newfound powersuit so I have an excuse to forsake everybody else and not have to deal with their ploy.

What would you do if you actually found a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow?

I'd have a really bad heart attack/stroke before I could do anything with the money, because I'm not that lucky. x.x

What would you do if you woke up and there was a ginormous roach on your face?

I would scramble up awake really fast shouting various sounds like "pfffssss, sskkkkk, fffwwwaaaa!" then "Get off of me!" and readminister the insect killer.

What would you do if your favorite mainstream music artist/band showed up at your house to recruit you to go on tour with them?

Hit my head on the door to make sure I'm not dreaming again.

What would you do if you were given the chance to direct a reboot/sequel to one of your favorite childhood franshises with full access to anything and everything associated with it throughout its entire history at your beck and call?

mrz84 wrote:Hit my head on the door to make sure I'm not dreaming again.

What would you do if you were given the chance to direct a reboot/sequel to one of your favorite childhood franshises with full access to anything and everything associated with it throughout its entire history at your beck and call?

Same thing I did last time I went to the big screen, stay as patient and quiet as possible throughout the movie.

What would you do if Martians landed on Earth?

Sneeze. We all know it's fatal to aliens.

What would you do if a free-running gymnast stole your wallet, kick-jumped between two walls to the top of a staircase, and then jumped out a window?

Get a new wallet. Won't be seeing that one again.

What would you do if you were given the authority to authorize the localization of ANY one video game that doesn't have a US release, regardless of system or original release date, and the title WILL be localized no matter what anybody else in the gaming industry/world says about it?

I'd authorize all the Japan-only Final Fantasy games in their original form (rather than the PSX, GBA, and DS remakes). I'd also get someone fluent in both Japanese and English to do the translation as close to possible to the actual Japanese dialogue.

What would you do if your favorite movie of all-time was being remade with a totally new cast, none of which is anyone you've ever heard of, but the exact same screenplay as the original version?

Rip her heart out with my own hands.

What would you do if someone ripped your mother's heart out.

Throw them under a bus.

What would you do if a talking disembodied hand walked up to you?

Tell it I don't want to buy Hamburger Helper because I don't eat beef.

What would you do if you woke up in a windowless, grey-walled, empty room with no visible exits?

Shoulder Check the wall.

What would you do if someone shoulder checked your wall and yelled OH YEAH!

I'd wonder what the hell they were doing.

What would you do if a cat started barking at you and a dog meowed?

Trick him into saying or spelling his name backwards.

What would you do if Nintendo released a remake of Final Fantasy VI for the 3DS (there are rumors to that effect)?