Banned for getting aroused.
You're banned
Banned for causing awkward arousal of a staff member(from now on known as an AASM).
Banned for talking about stuff... Yeah stuff.
You're banned for worrying too much.
Banned for not killing Saddam Hussein.
Banned for bring him up.
Banned for posting after you reached the 666 post count.
Banned for championing too many arcade games.
Banned for collecting classic video games!
Banned for banning the banner who banned someone for banning the bannee... yeah I forgot where I was going with that.
Banned for not knowing where to go.
Banned for having funny looking pokemon things in you avatar.
Banned for tossing Palpatine down the reactor shaft.
Banned for bringing up ancient history!

You're banned because you drink crappy beer. 😛
YOu are banned for having an erect sword on a site with children. Are you drunk?
You're banned for never living up to your name. *runs*
You're banned because you can't run on those stubby legs.
(How did you know my ...sword... was erect?)
banned because you have yet to [mention=38634]callitanight[/mention]
You're banned because that avatar is clearly photoshopped.
Banned for not being a Fire/Dragon type Pokemon.
You're banned for having more posts then me.
You're banned because you have lesser posts then me.
You're banned for thinking you can take on a legendary type pokemon who's strong against your type in the newest season of the anime
You're banned because bitch please, I can do whatever I want.
You're banned because you've got ginormous f'ing snails! o_o
Banned for failing to recognize that each person licks a Tootsie Roll Pop differently and therefore changing the number of licks it takes to get to the center.
Banned for being mentioned in 0 posts.
You're banned because cats annoy me.
You're banned because cats also Annoy Shane/Charizard