What do you do for a living?

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I step in front of cars and sue the drivers.
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It hasn't worked out too well because I don't have the guts to step in front of a moving car.

callitaday wrote:I step in front of cars and sue the drivers.
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It hasn't worked out too well because I don't have the guts to step in front of a moving car.

I work for an online casino group in the support department. Not nearly as glamorous as is sounds..

My job is [strike]fair[/strike] spamming but it comes with a [strike]GREAT[/strike] neckbeard schedule, a ton of time [strike]off[/strike] to masturbate, and I make a ton of [strike]money[/strike] crusty tissues. So my life is defined not by my job but what I do on my [strike]time[/strike] fleshlight.