http://www.cnn.com/2009/TECH/science/02/05/giant.snake.colombia/index.html?iref=mpstoryview
Quote: Named Titanoboa cerrejonensis, the snake would have weighed 1,140 kilograms (2,500 pounds) and measured 13 meters (42.7 feet) nose to tail tip -- dwarfing the largest modern pythons and anacondas which can grow to 6 meters (19.5 feet).
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I must admit I'm greatly overjoyed that it doesn't live to slither around today. That's one HUGE snake.
But think of how many boots and other such clothing and accessories just 1 snake of that size could make. 😮
IF you are standing next to a snake... and its back comes up to your waist... RUN
IF you are ever actually next to a snake like that, then it's already too late to run.
Unless it's already got its mouth full.
This story is the giant male phallus to go with the 38KKK mega tits.
Cloral wrote:This story is the giant male phallus to go with the 38KKK mega tits.
Quoted because I LOL'ed SO hard at the picture that comment made... in my mind.
...*dawning comprehension* Ohhhh, I just understood the title of this thread.
I was thinking like, "Okay, the snake is still discovered. Good. Glad to know it hasn't been undiscovered or something" *shrug*