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A Dog's Purpose (from a 6-year old).

40 replies · 6,886 views · Started 01 October 2008

And of the forty year olds who sit by their chimney with a glass of milk and a plate of cookies on that snowy holiday near the end of the year?

Trevelyan_06 wrote:Now to be on topic here, I like your story there Prr, but it leaves out the most important purposes of a dog. That of vacuum cleaner, food tester, and waste disposal unit.

ROFLOL! You just described Teddy to a "T"... 😊 I've been having a hard time teaching him NOT to vacuum up every string or bit of fluff or anything else on the floor that he thinks is food. And yes I know he gets enough of his own food. 😊

Beldaran wrote:Goat. Because we all know what paragons of tact and politeness they are. 🙄

If Goat were to murder Obama(and I'm a huge fag for Obama) tomorrow, be acquitted and come back here to brag about it while making liberal use of the word "nigger", I'd be the first to green rep his posts because thats how awesome he is.

You do not get to make any sort of association with him or make any statements that could be implied as an association by third parties. If you decide to make asshole comments in a thread, you can expect to be called out for it. If Goat were to do the same, he would be applauded and showered with praise. Women should want to have his children.

This is because you are not as awesome as he is, not even close. None of us are.

Trevelyan_06 wrote:You say that what you are doing is merely debate. It is not. Prr's post was meant to tell a nice little story. If you don't like it, then you don't have to post in here.

The type of story she posted is like a million other stories that have floated around emails since Jesus jizzed them out in like 20 AD or so. The stories attempt to make you feel good by making things seem important that are entirely insignificant. False-happiness. Like a valium, it doesn't treat the problem just makes it so you can pretend there isn't one.

So you are all mad at Beld for pointing out bullshit in a nickle and dime sap story.

And the Santa thing fits this situation well. People get mad at me all the time for not wanting to fuck with my kid's mind by saying some fat sloth that works once a year, lives of cookies and milk, owns one of the largest child slave labor factories in the world, and breaks into your home is watching over her.

Yes, that story was like one of those retarded e-mails that my obnoxiously emotional aunt sends to all 6,000,000 people on her contact list.

Its not that santa is a great idea or anything im just saying that if a kid belives in santa already you wouldn't be like santas not real your parents are lying to you blah blah blah his/her world would come crashing down, might as well take the chair out from under the poor kid or steal his last bite of ice cream.
As for the post its cute and touching but it sounds like one of those myspace bulletiens that are like if you aren't touched by this and dont repost this in 10 minutes your dog will die!

Gloomietta wrote:Its not that santa is a great idea or anything im just saying that if a kid belives in santa already you wouldn't be like santas not real your parents are lying to you blah blah blah his/her world would come crashing down, might as well take the chair out from under the poor kid or steal his last bite of ice cream.

Oh, it's not that bad. You don't give kids enough credit. I've explained to kids that there is no Santa and they just said "Really? Yeah I guess that makes sense."