Seems a "bigfoot" corpse may have been found...

...Really, now?

...I'll have to wait for further investigation here...

But it might be some Gorrila escaped from a Zoo, or some really tall wild-man.

Every time I hear about big foot I think of what Mitch Hedberg had to say about it.

"I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem. It's not the photographer's fault. Bigfoot is blurry, and that's extra scary to me. There's a large out of focus monster roaming the countryside. Look out, he's fuzzy, let's get out of here."

@ trev:

ROFLCOPTER! LMAONAISE!!!

That's hilarious! :rofl:

Trevelyan_06 wrote:Every time I hear about big foot I think of what Mitch Hedberg had to say about it.

"I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem. It's not the photographer's fault. Bigfoot is blurry, and that's extra scary to me. There's a large out of focus monster roaming the countryside. Look out, he's fuzzy, let's get out of here."

Aah! I love Mitch Hedberg! <3 R.I.P...

(Oops, that was off-topic.)

The place where they found him is like three hours from here..damn I hope he didn't spread his seed very far. I love this kind of stuff..I hope it isn't a publicity stunt.

Thats pretty rad. Hope it turns out to really be one, and somehow lead on to find some village of Bigfoot's/Bigfeet or something. That would be insane.

MasterSwordUltima wrote:Thats pretty rad. Hope it turns out to really be one, and somehow lead on to find some village of Bigfoot's/Bigfeet or something. That would be insane.

That would be really awesome if there was a colony of Bigfoots, but I can't help but think if they were discovered people would do something stupid like capture and/or kill all of them.

We have guns. Of course we're going to enslave them.

I think that the discovery of big foot means the end of times. not necessarily in the Christian sense. But I think that sasquatch is sacred somehow, and that there may have very well been only one. If he's dead, WATCH OUT.

Hilarity aside, I doubt that they've actually caught a bigfoot. Now, I'm not saying that it's completely 100% impossible for such a creature to exist but not have been found yet. However, these guys don't seem to be experts in animals or bodies. Sure one is a cop but that doesn't mean he's CSI.

If you found a body like this wouldn't you want to announce it to everyone and turn it over to scientist as soon as possible? Why wait like this unless you've got a gimmick.

Wow, this could be gold! I can't wait to see how this turns out.

Trevelyan_06 wrote:Hilarity aside, I doubt that they've actually caught a bigfoot. Now, I'm not saying that it's completely 100% impossible for such a creature to exist but not have been found yet. However, these guys don't seem to be experts in animals or bodies. Sure one is a cop but that doesn't mean he's CSI.

If you found a body like this wouldn't you want to announce it to everyone and turn it over to scientist as soon as possible? Why wait like this unless you've got a gimmick.

Because they've clearly planted some sort of knock-out gas in the corpse, so when they're at this conference, everyone will get knocked out. Thus starts the looting. These guys are geniuses.

MasterSwordUltima wrote:Because they've clearly planted some sort of knock-out gas in the corpse, so when they're at this conference, everyone will get knocked out. Thus starts the looting. These guys are geniuses.

I don't know what they might be trying to pull, I just find it fishy. I mean, if you have what could be a major scientific find why wouldn't you immediately turn it over to an expert? If you go poking about the body like it seems these guys did, then you run the risk of destroying important parts of it.

Because these two average everyday dudes probably thought that they could make a name for themselves with this, so of course they're going to milk the attention.

Here's a follow-up article in case anyone was interested in seeing how the saga ends.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,406101,00.html

Well, isn't this a surprise! /sarcasm

...ok, maybe a bit. 0_o I was expecting an escaped gorrila, not a halloween constume.

Sheesh, that's just dumb.

Blah! It was a hoax. I shouldn't be surprised... much as I was hoping that final proof had been found.

What was the point of that cop lying?

PizzaMan wrote:What was the point of that cop lying?

The lulz?

This corpse being a halloween costume = roswell alien craft being a weather balloon. GOVERNMENT CONSPIRACY!!!

Tony knows about this shit, too, cuz he's in TEH ARMEH

Yeah, he would know.

I just hope that at some point a government guy doesn't walk around saying "A mistake was made! You are supposed to be in Iran, not Irak!"

Soldier: "uh...but we're not at war with Iran, we are at war in Irak!
Gov't guy: "No, we were ALWAYS at war with Iran, and never with Irak. That's just the enemy confusing you."

Cookie if anyone gets the vague reference to a book.

Ya know, I apparently earned a cookie from you before for getting a reference, and I have yet to see it.

I have reasons to believe you don't have any cookies.

MasterSwordUltima wrote:Ya know, I apparently earned a cookie from you before for getting a reference, and I have yet to see it.

I have reasons to believe you don't have any cookies.

Really?!

oh damn, I'm sorry, I guess I forgot...

Well, Here's your cookie. Sorry if it's old.

PizzaMan wrote:What was the point of that cop lying?

He's $50,000 richer after selling the frozen costume.

His boss, the Atlanta sheriff, fired him though. Apparantly the two men are nowhere to be found right now.

Anthony wrote:This corpse being a halloween costume = roswell alien craft being a weather balloon. GOVERNMENT CONSPIRACY!!!

The gub'ment stoled m'teefs!