I desperately need...

Wish I was rich hon... I'd send ya some money <hug>.

Don't look at me, I'm in desperate need of a sugar daddy myself. Obviously, I'd much prefer a sugar momma, but I am way too poor to be picky at the moment.

I love Sugar Daddies. The last one I had was probably fifteen Halloweens ago.

That's one of those candies that you have to think whether it actually exists anymore.

We're ALL poor?

When I hit powerball, I'll save you.

In the meantime, what exactly are you needing a sugar daddy for?

You know, I used to bowl like, an average of 40 points higher if I'd eaten a Sugar Daddy in the last half hour. Good times, good times.

Interesting, Amaster. I've often found that my fine motor control, and, thus, performance in certain sports, is much greater if I have moderate to low blood sugar.

ctrl-alt-delete wrote:We're ALL poor?

When I hit powerball, I'll save you.

In the meantime, what exactly are you needing a sugar daddy for?

Well, I lost something around 8 hours this week due to my hospital visit... Aaron also lost 10 hours because he called off the day I went... he's paranoid that we won't be able to pay rent tomorrow. I know we'll have enough for rent, I just don't think we'll have grocery money for the week lol.

HAHAHA

I laugh because I know it'll be okay. I'm just frustrated.

I'll be your sugar daddy, baby!

You know you love it when I sexually harass you.

It's been a few years since I've had that candy. Hmmm... If I had money on my card, I'd send you $20 or so, but alas, payday is still another week away 😞

The Desperado wrote:I'll be your sugar daddy, baby!

You know you love it when I sexually harass you.

OH, DO I!

lol 😉

You're as broke as I am! I ain't sleepin with you unless you've got some dough. 😛

I'll take out a 10k signature loan and send it over.

SWEET.

10k would be PERFECT. lol.

Geez, what do you buy as groceries? Veal and Caviar marinated in Gold sauce?

moocow wrote:SWEET.

10k would be PERFECT. lol.

If I gave you 10k I would so expect some hot sex in return!

I can't of course give you money cause I'm in debt and working at a what-a-burger at the moment. Sorry. Very, very sorry.

SUCCESSOR wrote:If I gave you 10k I would so expect some hot sex in return!

Don't you be hitting on my woman. I declare a thumb war!!!

These thumbs have ~ 50,000 hours of training in video games! And that's just this week! I accept your duel sir! And you shall rue this day!

Also your just jealous cuz she thinks I'm uber sexy and likes me better! :P

Okay, kids, stop fighting and just give me money.

Oh! but I need sex with you as much as you need money!