AGN Limerick thread 2008. — General Discussion — Armageddon Games Forums Archive

ShadowTiger 23 Jul 2008, 01:59

If anyone remembers the last Limerick thread, you go and find it. We're starting it all over again.

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There was a chemist once from Lahore
But sadly the chemist's no more
For what he moments ago
Said was just H2O
Was really H2SO4
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There was a young lady from Peru
Who found an elephant's wang in her stew
Said the waiter, "Don't shout
or wave it about
or the others will all want one, too."
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A certain young fellow named Beebee
Wished to marry a lady named Phoebe
But, he said, I must see
What a minister's fee be
Before Phoebe be Phoebe Beebee
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There once was a lady from Nizus
Who had breasts of two different sizes
One of them was small
really not much at all
But the other was big and won prizes.
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There once was a buggy AI
Who decided her subject should die.
When the plot was uncovered,
The subjected discovered
That sadly the cake was a lie.
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There once was a rogue from Darnassus
Who like gnomes with fairly large asses
He said to one cutie
"Hey, show me that bootie!"
And then showed her how sneaky his class is.
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I auctioned an item on eBay,
Whose description was true only halfway:
"Four legs and a back" -
Now, a seat it might lack;
But those words describe bobcats, now don't they?

All taken from that site. Your turn.

Aegix Drakan 23 Jul 2008, 21:10

lol.

:P Here's one I made in my last year of high school.

There once was a student named Lee,
Who desperately needed to pee,
In the middle of class
He whipped out a glass,
And found that he should have brought three!

Archibaldo 25 Jul 2008, 21:53

I saw this one written in a book at school.

There once was a man from Terasse.
Who had balls made of fine brass.
In stormy weather,
his balls clanged together
And sparks flew out of his ass.

ShadowTiger 26 Jul 2008, 01:15

Archibaldo wrote:I saw this one written in a book at school.
There once was a man from Terasse.
Who had balls made of fine brass.
In stormy weather,
his balls clanged together
And sparks flew out of his ass.

The Variation:

There was a young man from Madras
Whose balls were constructed of brass.
When jangled together
They played 'Stormy Weather'
And lightning shot out of his ass.

I think yours is better. 😊

Gleeok 26 Jul 2008, 03:38

There once was a thread about limericks,
Where rhyming was it's one devout gimmick.
'Till Gleeok replied,
And then the thread died,
Because he always fucked up the last sentence.