I was reminising the other day back on the old buttlotion empire and remembered the buttlotion flavors we used to put out every once and awhile for fun. I thought it might be fun to make up some new ones, so...
The Desperado is pleased to announce his new 2008 line of Buttlotion flavors. In occordance with our new marketing campaign, all this years flavors are based on celebrities or other pop culture icons. Enjoy.
Flavors of Buttlotion:
Britney Spears' "Coo Coo Cashew"
Chris Hanson's "To Catch A Pineapple"
Hillary Clinton's "C.hoclateers U.nited N.ot T.imid"
Lindsey Lohan's "My Parents Don't Love Me So I Drink Away the Pain Peach" (100 proof)
Dr. Phil's "Salisbury Steak Stalker"
Hanna Montana's "Oversized Melon"
John McCain's "Moth Ball Musk"
Paris Hilton's "Mysterious Cold Sore Sausage"
Tila Tequilla's "Banana-Vigina Swirl"
Osama Bin Laden's "Death to America Apple Pie"
George W. Bush's "People Now Hate Me More Than Nixon Noodle"
Paula Abduls "Cradle Robbin' Roast Beef"
Lou Dobbs' "Racist con Queso"
Stephen Colbert's "Truthiness Tart"
Bill O'Reilly's "Narcacist Nacho"
Apple's "IButt"
Willy Nelson's "Heavenly Hash Browns"
Jesus Christ's "Take this and eat it, for it is delicious and low on carbs"
Lance Bass' "Backdoor Boy Band Bran Flakes"
NAMBLA's "Veal"
As always, feel free to develop your own flavors.