Happy April 1st

Lol Lightning-Z has a typo on his news announcement xD.

Masamune wrote:As for Zelda64Gld being a script, not true. I just tried to stay true to most of his common typos and rantings.

This thread was the funniest I've read here in a long time.

I don't exactly remember posting all of that, haha.

I'm happy to see that I have earned a place in your hearts alongside Zelda64GLD!

Needless to say I was quite entertained with the April 1st festivities. It was certainly the most entertaining April 1st stunt AGN has performed in years. It brings back fond memories of the Golden Days of AGN.

I really feel that it was entertaining enough to make a man regret the audacious behavior that got himself banned from the community through no fault other his own. Of course, not personally being in such a position, I couldn't say for sure.

Glenn, I am going to be the first to say...I do not want to see you get banned, because frankly, I would like to see everyone unbanned so we can start over...again.

However, we have all seen this act before. "I was wrong...I am sorry." Five minutes later, you hack the boards and go all fucking psycho.

So, just do all of us a favor...if you are going to freak the fuck out, do it now, so we can ban you and it can be done with.

If you are not, and you can be a productive member around here, so be it.

Actually you left out the most exciting part of the act, where-in 4 minutes after the apology, I am banned for miscellaneous offenses, only to be followed up 1 minute later by the freaky hacking.

What is different this time, as I'm sure the astute readers will note, is that I did not apologize.

Just a few questions:

1. Do you still think you are God?
2. Are you still obsessed with AGN? (You joined...again...question might already be answered.)
3. What have you been up to since your last banning?
4. Was it you that installed that nice little Trojan that I discovered? You know, the one that I found as a direct result of our April Fools joke, which I also came up with?

My creativity is faltering, so let's ad-lib it with:

1) *insert humorously nonsensical answer here*
2) *insert humorously nonsensical answer here*
3) *insert humorously nonsensical answer here*
4) *insert humorously nonsensical answer here*

I'd actually like to see the community play a game of fill-in-the blanks while we're still having game-time in this thread. The first person to answer all 4 correctly, and in the proper Glenn the Great manner, will win a prize.

CAD, you've already had some practice this week, so you'll have the edge in this!

I suspect that you will not get unbanned by registering an alt-account. [shrug]

I actually like it when Glenn is around because he always posts some interesting, sometimes insightful, sometimes obnoxious, view of an issue. I don't actually know what he keeps doing to get banned, so I can't comment, but off the top of my head I don't mind if he came back.

1) *insert humorously nonsensical answer here*
2) *insert humorously nonsensical answer here*
3) *insert humorously nonsensical answer here*
4) *insert humorously nonsensical answer here*

Do I win? I followed the rules perfectly...just playing along with YOUR game. I HAVE to win.

I suspect that you will not get unbanned by registering an alt-account. [shrug]

I actually like it when Glenn is around because he always posts some interesting, sometimes insightful, sometimes obnoxious, view of an issue. I don't actually know what he keeps doing to get banned, so I can't comment, but off the top of my head I don't mind if he came back.

I am like Breaker in that I just do not give a shit. I made a poll in the staff forums.

"Should Glenn be allowed to hang around?

1. Yes, this should be interesting...
2. No, no more chances."

I voted for number one...so we will see.

ctrl-alt-delete wrote:1) *insert humorously nonsensical answer here*
2) *insert humorously nonsensical answer here*
3) *insert humorously nonsensical answer here*
4) *insert humorously nonsensical answer here*

Do I win?

I present you with two Notes of Glenn. They are more and more being recognized as the hottest new commodity, especially ever since they passed the Pineconn Dollar in international market value.

Heh, sorry man, you're too late there. Pineconn dollars are already AGN's dominent currency.

I'd say I'm right on time. If what you say is true, this will be like vacationing in Mexico.

For real though, you should answer my questions...just honestly.

I really am curious.

Amaster42 wrote:Heh, sorry man, you're too late there. Pineconn dollars are already AGN's dominent currency.

Ahem, I have to disagree. Everyone uses phattonez dollars.

So Glenn, why have you returned so calmly this time? Why not the bang and glory of a good old hacking?

So what are the values of all these Archibucks I have in my wallet? Whats the current exchange rate at?

Archibaldo wrote:So what are the values of all these Archibucks I have in my wallet? Whats the current exchange rate at?

I could evaluate their market value for you, but I'd have to ask for a 200 Archibuck service charge to do so...

Archibaldo wrote:So what are the values of all these Archibucks I have in my wallet? Whats the current exchange rate at?

Probably not worth too much...sounds like something you could only spend on the dollar menu at McDonald's.

Archibuck

Gle+n*2 wrote:I could evaluate their market value for you, but I'd have to ask for a 200 Archibuck service charge to do so...

Awww, service charges are lame. Besides I want to know how much it's going to cost me for your services. So here's the new deal. You evaluate their value, I decide whether you're ripping me off. If so, no Archibucks for you. If not. You can have 150 Archibucks. I await your counter offer.

ctrl-alt-delete wrote:Probably not worth too much...sounds like something you could only spend on the dollar menu at McDonald's.

Archibuck

Sweet. I love McDonald's.

The entry of Notes of Glenn onto the market was the deciding factor in Alan Greenspan's decision to retire from the Fed and just deal with private financial advising.

Gle+n*2 wrote:The entry of Notes of Glenn onto the market was the deciding factor in Alan Greenspan's decision to retire from the Fed and just deal with private financial advising.

You're dealing in Notes? What are you French?

Archibaldo wrote:You're dealing in Notes? What are you French?

At least I haven't been purposely starving my citizens and driving down the value of my currency like you have in your effort to rekindle your flagging exports market.

This thread just got lame. :/

Gle+n*2 wrote:At least I haven't been purposely starving my citizens and driving down the value of my currency like you have in your effort to rekindle your flagging exports market.

My defense to this comment is that I was negligent. I had no idea my actions had repercussions. You can't just change the rules in the middle of the game.

Dechipher wrote:This thread just got lame. :/

I agree... needs less Dech 😉

Okay, consider this an official warning before this thread gets closed.

Get on topic. April Fools and the aftermath.

Glenn, your spam above will not be tolerated...

So far, the poll is swayed so that you can stay...

So how about you chill the fuck out, and hang around until the rest of the staff makes their ruling?

So, Kolt, I'm curious: how difficult was it to get the rest on board with the idea?

Amaster42 wrote:So, Kolt, I'm curious: how difficult was it to get the rest on board with the idea?

I'm sure it couldn't have been any sort of feat that couldn't be accomplished with patience, determination, honesty, and just a little bit of unicorn magic!

Well, I said I would be releasing some more stuff later...I will just request that the thread in the staff forum be moved to the April Fools forum, so that you can all read it.

The funniest shit is actually going to be when I post sound clips...maybe in the form of YTMND's.

Dech trying to sound like Glenn was fucking hilarious...

Just for reference, it was me that said, "So I can tell him to blow me..." as Glenn-y as I could...

I hate you, Kolt.