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Breaker, I am calling you out!

33 replies · 79,477 views · Started 01 April 2008

I HAERD TAHT FATTONEZ HSA A BGI STIKC UP HSI ASS ADN ONYL SOEMOEN AS MANYL AS BRAEKRE WIHT HSI HTO BISXEUAL POLRA BAER BDOY CNA PLLU IT OTU BTU TAHTS OLNY WAHT I HAERD!!!111

Glenn, get a fucking life. How old are you, like 30 now? You've spent the last 10 years trying to "take over" this little piece of cyberspace. If you weren't such a pussy you would have killed yourself already over how pathetic you are. Get over yourself and move out of your parents basement. The world is much bigger than AGN.

All Gods have to create their following somewhere. What better than a place called Armageddon? With the new rules of Zelda Classic, I will be able to subliminally take over the minds of its users. 10 years I have toiled, but all of my work has not been in vain. You see, I am a forgiving God. I am willing to give you a chance to remain at this community, if only you bow before me. I will forever reign as AGN's supreme ruler, whether you like it or not.

Don't you dare talk that way to Glenn! When he makes me a moderator I'll ban you and edit your posts to say that Sega will release the ultimate 256 bit system to defeat the competition (except Nintendo)!

Brekar. I think its should be you to get a life. For maney days. people have complained abiut you bannign then for nor eason. Mabe we shuld ban you for no reason?

How is Glenn still here? Can't we just arrest him or something already?

And damn you Glenn for taking away my picture of soap on a rope.

Never gonna give you up,
never gonna let you down,
never gonna run around and desert you,
never gonna make you cry,
never gonna say goodbye,
never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.

Regardless of what is going on...that sound bite was fucking HILARIOUS.

I seriously cried.

For those not in the know, here is the original...which was a REAL phone call from Glenn to moocow.

www.glennthegreat.ytmnd.com

"So I can tell him to blow me..."

Fucking classic.

Guys, I'm back for some reason. Now I will get my revenge on AGN for allowing this to happen!

EDIT: Now I see we have some censorship going on. I'm all for it. All hail this new age!

Ban me? Ban you! Glenn, Glenn, ayudame.

EDIT: I just thought of something. This is GB. I don't have to act like a pussy whipped bitch. Fuck you Fira. You'll be gone in time.

fatonez i would not be so sur eif i were you i have the mod powers you dont so shut thefuck up

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NEGLN CKSU GBI RYIAH OOSME CKOC1!!!!

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PTTONEZ YUO ERA NTONIHG BTU SUTIPD QIUKCE FRO GNONADROF!!!1

It's useless. He has transcended the art of typo and has ascended to a new language entirely his own. Dare we not even attempt to utter its mystifying name, lest our very tongues protest in the unpronouncable.

AHAH11! SHDOWTEGIR YUOR CARZY BAERD MEKAS EM WNAT OT PKUE!!!11
OG EB WTIH PAHONTTEZ ADN MKAE DOKNEY LVOE!!111

What's donkey love and ST is a guy, and I'm not gay; I see a problem.

Zelda64Gld is a little 7 year old girl. Proof? Do you really need it?