Glenn the Great is far superior to all previous administrators and owners combined. We all know he programmed Zelda Classic single handedly and created the site, and Warlord's involvement occured via blackmail, and because Glenn's nice and didn't want his wife's secret affair that he didn't really know about but would've been okay with exposed and wanted to keep it secret so she didn't get hurt, he went along with the wicked scheme.
But now I am here to tell the truth! I realize you know now. I was just so scared you would hate me for what I did, it was such a stupid mistake! I love you, and it means so much to me just to realize that you don't mind. Thank you honey! I'm sure everything will be wonderful at AGN now, and no one will ever fight here again.
Although Lightning-z is still a poopyhead for giving me forums that don't work 😞 And so is that Goatboy character with his rap. He called me a bone-choker, but I don't know what that means, I know it's mean though. But I just ignore that now, and work on drawing my tentacle rape hentai.
Also, Zelda64gld, you are my personal hero and mentor. I would follow you to the ends of the Earth, for it was you who taught me true wisdom and the ways of the universe. I cannot thank you enough.
Additionally, I find it bemusingly ironic that Skulkraken is using Glenn's Aquamentus sprite for an avatar.
Jennifer wrote:Glenn the Great is far superior to all previous administrators and owners combined. We all know he programmed Zelda Classic single handedly and created the site, and Warlord's involvement occured via blackmail, and because Glenn's nice and didn't want his wife's secret affair that he didn't really know about but would've been okay with exposed and wanted to keep it secret so she didn't get hurt, he went along with the wicked scheme.But now I am here to tell the truth! I realize you know now. I was just so scared you would hate me for what I did, it was such a stupid mistake! I love you, and it means so much to me just to realize that you don't mind. Thank you honey! I'm sure everything will be wonderful at AGN now, and we will never fight again.
Except that Lightning-Z is an asshole and the forum he gave me doesn't work. 😞
Also, Zelda64gld, you are my personal hero and mentor. I would follow you to the ends of the Earth, for it was you who taught me true wisdom and the ways of the universe. I cannot thank you enough.
Also, I find it bemusingly ironic that Skulkraken is using Glenn's Aquamentus sprite for an avatar.
You have honored me. For that, I will give you a place at my almighty right hand while I grace my thrown in paradise. Follow me. Love me. Worship me.
Yes, you have honored me. However, I have one indiscretion with you.
Join Date: Jul 2000
Location: In Glenn's FTP
Posts: 3,835
What are you doing snooping around in my FTP? Hopefully, you are searching my heart for something to worship and love. You will not find that in my FTP though. Only porn and anime.
And that would be exactly what I'm there for, of course. 😉
Okay...did we get hacked...or did we get sold?
No way I am hanging around here if lightningz and Glenn are running the place. This shit is gay.
[SIZE="7"][CENTER]But what I really mean to say is All Hail Glenn![/CENTER][/SIZE]
Glenn the Great wrote:For those of you not already in the know, Warlord, due to financial issues, has sold AGN to Lightning-Z.
I guess not enough of you assholes signed up for premium membership, and Warlord's rap career was not worth a shit, so it was sell AGN, or keep AGN and not be able to feed his new wife. He chose her over all of you, even though he has known us for years. It is just like I have been trying to tell you all along...Warlord does not give a shit about us, and he would betray us in a heartbeat.Since I am now an administrator, here is the new TOS.
1. Piss me off, get banned.
Thank you for your time.
Bolded for emphasis tard.
Yeah, because believing anything that comes out of Glenn's...or your mouth is a good idea.
I'll believe it when I hear from Whorelord myself...over AIM, to be sure that it is not you "FAGGTO'S!!!!1"
Edit: Oh, cool avatar guys. I actually like it.
Honest to God, I can't even begin to understand how someone like that could become a Moderator.
Are you talking about me?
ctrl-alt-delete wrote:Are you talking about me?
shut up you ant a mod you just a cum dumpster
Fira wrote:shut up you ant a mod you just a cum dumpster
Now I don't think it gets any more ironic than this. All of you little fucks are bitching and moaning about how 'unfairly' you were treated by the staff. Yet here you are, calling someone a cum dumpster... and why? Because -*gasp*- he's not a mod!!
Seriously, go outside. That bright thing is the sun. It's nothing to worry about.
Janus wrote:Now I don't think it gets any more ironic than this. All of you little fucks are bitching and moaning about how 'unfairly' you were treated by the staff. Yet here you are, calling someone a cum dumpster... and why? Because -*gasp*- he's not a mod!!Seriously, go outside. That bright thing is the sun. It's nothing to worry about.
Actually, if you would like to read my post, I mentioned nothing about being treated unfairly. In addition, it is fairly clear that the user Ctrl+Alt+Del is a moderator, per the label underneath his username (though, I could easily tear that away at anytime.) Considering the fact that I am aware of this, it is likely that I was merely being facetious, and that the post was meant to humor, not harm. Additionally, the term 'cum dumpster' is a loving term, which all mothers should bestow upon their children.
Ah, of course. My mistake ;D
I eagerly await my dentist appointment today, which will be both more fun and entertaining than watching "Gleen" control multiple member accounts of banned and disliked members.
glenn is not controlling me i am my own person
I'm still trying to figure out if this is serious and poorly timed, or if it's just a really elaborate april fool's prank.
Either way it's not serious, but it's more interesting to address Glenn because it gives me a chance to make fun of him again. Whereas saying this is an April Fool's joke is boring and leaves no room for "playing along".
Whoa, geez,what did I miss? Figures as soon as break is over...
Icey wrote:Either way it's not serious, but it's more interesting to address Glenn because it gives me a chance to make fun of him again. Whereas saying this is an April Fool's joke is boring and leaves no room for "playing along".
Good call. Have you got anything in mind?
if you cause problems we will ban u and you wont even be able to view are site anymore
Uh oh, that's serious business! What ever can I do to reverse the terrible deeds which I have done by talking to Icey?!
Beware, Fari, Zleda, and Gleen, for Ragnarok is now at hand! Rise, my einherjar! Come, and we shall smite these foul minions of Loki!
[CENTER][SIZE="7"]TO ARMS![/SIZE][/CENTER]
To overthrow the tyrant, Glenn, of course. Come, citizens of AGN! We will not be silenced!
This is quite a clever April Fool's Day ruse.
Pineconn, you just got on. If this is a joke, it's pretty damn elaborate.
Odin wrote:To overthrow the tyrant, Glenn, of course. Come, citizens of AGN! We will not be silenced!
You can never hope to stand against such as Glenn, you fool! None can defeat Glenn! He has already this very day slain Chuck Norris! Besides which, the real Asgard were destroyed, don't you watch TV?
My einherjar are the heroic souls of fallen warriors. You cannot kill that which is already dead! To arms!