Real-Life Mario

...Jesus of Nazareth.

Ok, I take it back. I don't want game graphics to get better. Better = scary.

Aaahh!

..The way this page loaded for me was the kicker. It stopped for a few seconds at the hat, and everything looked normal. I was just sitting here waiting and got real close to the screen and.....Bam! I'm drinking cofee and almost did a spit-take all over the monitor. Hehe...

I'm sure this won't be so bad once we get to Zelda.

Sweet holy hell! Those eyes... He looks as if he's pleading for someone to please put him out of his misery.

I still consider Captain Lou Albano to be the real life Mario.

I wouldn't say I shat bricks when I saw this.

Instead, I shat a fully-furnished house.

Old-skool wrote:I'm sure this won't be so bad once we get to Zelda.

So when did Mario become a child molester? 😞

Hah, gdorf beat me to it. I was about to say it looks like Mario needs a visit from Chris Hansen.

Boy, do those big eyes make this Mario look sort of creepy!
Either way, this is one of the funniest Mario jokes I've ever heard of! :rofl:

That is just scary beyond all reason.

DarkDragoonX wrote:That is just scary beyond all reason.

*nods slowly, and backs away*

In the Mushroom Kingdom even Brian Peppers can be a hero.

...Jesus Christ, those eyes.

You know, it looks normal as a thumbnail.

It's only when you look at the full-size version that you think OHGODWHATTHEFUCK

He looks like a child molester.

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=spot_the_pedo