I'm pretty sure you've reached the end of the internet when you stumble upon Tetris Fan Fiction.
The end of the internet
I can see it now.
"Ohh, I Block, I always loved you" whispered the Square.
Just then, the Z Block burst through the door.
"What's going on here!" he demanded.
Then lasers started to shoot from his arms.
Stumbling upon a Tetris sex story was the single most mind-shattering event of my entire life. Now I have to cope with the fact that there's an entire Tetris fanfic community? Game over man, game over!
That's almost as bad as a custom Zelda game community!
Oh, wait...
This is totally off-topic, but the title reminded me of this commercial for high-speed internet. This guy is clicking through various sites, and after clicking a link, he gets a message that says, "You have seen the internet. All of it. Please go back." My roommate saw this and remarked, "Man, he must have seen a lot of nasty, hard-core porn!"
"Just before he fell into his spot, she pressed her lips against the screen. A tear slid down her cheek and dropped on to the controller as he disintegrated with his surroundings; lost to her forever."
Oh my god.
Breaker wrote:"Just before he fell into his spot, she pressed her lips against the screen. A tear slid down her cheek and dropped on to the controller as he disintegrated with his surroundings; lost to her forever."
That was beautiful. *sniff*
I guess nothing really is safe from the dreaded Rule 34.
EDIT: Now that I think about it, what on Earth were you doing on FanFiction.net? 😛
Yoshiman wrote:
EDIT: Now that I think about it, what on Earth were you doing on FanFiction.net? 😛
haha good point. I wasn't surfing FanFiction.net. I was googling for something completely unrelated (I honestly can't remember, it was several hours ago) and I saw that in a link in someone's blog.
Who on Earth would want to read a love story about Tetris!?!? Pong is the way to go! 🙄
I thought that this was the end of the internet.
phattonez wrote:I thought that this was the end of the internet.
How appropriate...the last page is "Server not found" (at least that's what I'm getting). I was able to Wayback it though.
Edit: Now it works.
...wow...Tetris love stories/erotica... I never thought I'd see the day...
then again, they have a pic of lawn chairs making out, so I guess there IS no exception to rule 34.
phattonez wrote:I thought that this was the end of the internet.
...WIN.
Anybody catch the episode of "The Daily Show" that featured the animation of the numbers "9" and "11" having sex? Oh dear Lord, now I can't get the concept of math porn out of my head.