How to take care of your baby

Where did you find those? They're funny!

First my roommate and then on another forum that I go to.

But my baby LOVED the dryer...

ROFL. That was great. I love the excersise one.

Waking Baby and Containing Baby were clearly the best. Good find =)

I don't know, I'm quite fond of the girl stuffing the drumstick into the baby's face...

Very nice find, man.

I'm surprised that more people don't like "Putting Baby to Bed." That one is just hilarious.

In the introducing baby to pets, there should be a sea urchin or a squid or something of that sort in the tank.

^^Because drowning isn't enough. 🙄

phattonez wrote:^^Because drowning isn't enough. 🙄

I liked the 'containing baby'... heck I've always called babies "curtain climbers" <lol>. I'm forever grateful that I never had any of 'em. God ultimately loved me very much that way...

lmfao, the baby just calmly sitting in the fish tank is the funniest thing.

This reminds me of the Portal instruction sign on wikipedia.

Ahahah, forcing the baby to eat a drumstick...XD

WTF at Nursing baby! XD

*cue Peter Griffin nursing stewie.

Old-skool wrote:WTF at Nursing baby! XD

*cue Peter Griffin nursing stewie.

erm2003 wrote:I was thinking of the exact same thing when I saw that as well.

I am almost surprised for the drying one they didn't show someone trying to microwave a baby. Isn't there an urban legend about someone doing that to their dog?

A year or so ago, some woman in Columbus microwaved her baby and it died. Pretty sure she's in prison or a mental hospital now, but I could be wrong. And it may not have even been in Coluimbus, somewhere else in Ohio. But I remember I cried. *shrug*

The baby doing the weightlifting seems to be doing alright despite what the sign claims. The non-recommended containing method also looks quite successful.

She should have followed these steps then. 😊

Here's an expanded version:

http://www.mikeportnoy.com/forum/tm.aspx?m=1932050&mpage=1&key=&#1932050

http://www.amazon.com/Safe-Baby-Handling-Tips-David/dp/0762424915/?tag=c00lstuff-20

moocow wrote:A year or so ago, some woman in Columbus microwaved her baby and it died. Pretty sure she's in prison or a mental hospital now, but I could be wrong. And it may not have even been in Coluimbus, somewhere else in Ohio. But I remember I cried. *shrug*

Article dated today 1/28/08 in Dayton, Ohio -> http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/01/28/baby.microwave.ap/index.html

<sigh> I can't imagine anyone doing that/this to a baby...

ok, so the clothes dryer and microwave are out, but the chicken incubator is still ok, right?
😉

Prrkitty wrote:Article dated today 1/28/08 in Dayton, Ohio -> http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/01/28/baby.microwave.ap/index.html

<sigh> I can't imagine anyone doing that/this to a baby...

Ahhahah. Thats so good. XD

Thats one of those thing where you're like "Ah hahaha, wow, who'd be that stupid? Oh wait, we're talking humanity here..." *sigh*

MasterSwordUltima wrote:

I thought you were supposed to scoop the baby up between the legs? At least that's how it was during The Cosby Show/The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air era...

Thanks to StumbleUpon, I have found new instructions.

I think the homeless man is the funniest one.

phattonez wrote:

Oi... That's kind of wrongly funny/funnily wrong.

One could only imagine.

^^That one is actually good for when the baby is teething.