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*(&#$: The Game

26 replies · 5,271 views · Started 12 November 2007

No seriously. I just broke my computer chair. I was sitting in my couch playing this shit, and I got up and punched the sit out of my chair. That chair sucked anyway.

Don't even bother, it'll just piss you off. It's too hard for you pussies, anyhow.

Did you really break a chair or is this just an advertisement for a game?

I don't understand the game anyway. Looks like a mix between Mario, Zelda, and Mega Man.

It's not boring. The game is somewhere between downright impossible, and just plain unfair. Not recommended one bit.

Are you twelve? Seriously, what kind of unbalanced individual do you have to be to do that kind of damage to an inanimate object over a computer game?

That keyboard does look like a plasticy piece of shit though, get yourself a Unicomp keyboard. They're expensive, but they're the last keyboard you'll ever need to buy because they'll never break or wear out, ever. I have an IBM keyboard that's based on almost the exact same technology, and was manufactured the year I was born and it's still works fantasticly.

Jenny wrote:a game is just a game. its not a life-threat.

Except when it's The Most Dangerous Game! And...I guess...that's the wrong sense of the word "game".

So...chill, brotha.

Half-Life is not a game! It's a life changing experience! Or, y'know, something.

I've been in a similar position. I was playing a really hard game on my GBA, and I got so mad I headbutted the thing and broke the screen. Had to buy a new one. : ( So yeah, sympathies et al.

phattonez wrote:Why was PoJ banned? Was he Red Hammered?

Clearly he's become a threat to the internet. If he would've broken his computer, the whole internet would have been lost forever.

Also...I'm so tempted to check this out. Is it just a crappy flash game that obviously impossible? Or is it worth it to get frustrated?

It is purest evil. Just when you think you've overcome one impossible obstacle, you're instantly killed with another.

The only relief I can offer any who try this lesson in pain is this.

Well the point of having it was to avoid confusion like this, so we might as well get rid of it if it's not going to be used.

phattonez wrote:Why was PoJ banned? Was he Red Hammered?

You really need to learn to read Forum Staff a bit more.

punkonjunk1024 wrote:It's too hard for you pussies, anyhow.
Saying "it'd be too hard for you guys anyways" would have been better than calling the collective memberbase all "pussies".

Yknow, that's an oversight on my part, and I apologize.

I could have sworn you were staff. :sweat:

Dechipher wrote:Pssh. As if. The day that happens is the day Glenn becomes an admin.

hahaha.....oh wait...

:P

It totally happened. I even got to take administrative action against a spammer. I could feel the power surging through my body as if it were meant to be.

Since this thread has no real purpose I'm locking it.

Oh and POJ tried to report Masa's post that's above mine. His reason was off topic and rent a modding.