0_o Apparently a pickle can be a weapon...

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dude...what...the hell?

I mean, that's just stupid. Sure, beating him with a telephone, that's assault, but charging him for throwing the pickles at him? I mean, come on now.

Oh my god, this reminds me of that Maury episode.

You know the one.

^^ MSU... which can honestly be ANY Maury episode 😉 <lol>

Assault with pickels! Oh come on! This is crazy. :scared:.

Prrkitty wrote:^^ MSU... which can honestly be ANY Maury episode 😉 <lol>

I meant the one with the lady who was deathly afraid of pickles. Theres apparently a new one coming on soon with some lady who has the same amount of fear of chicken. So of course they dress up people in chicken outfits and scare her out of her fear.

I don't watch Maury (although I have seen a few episodes - for sheer curiosity). I must say though that the pickle episode wasn't one of the ones I've seen.

A pickle fear huh? I can't imagine it... I like pickles.

Prrkitty wrote:
A pickle fear huh? I can't imagine it... I like pickles.

*snickers* I have a dirty mind.

Trevelyan_06 wrote:*snickers* I have a dirty mind.

TREVY!! <chuckle> Now... now. Remember there *are* young'uns around here. No use edumacating 'em ahead of time.

pickle assalt - pissalt. well, theres another way to use pickles. I can think of 17 ways to use a pickle. and I dont know why Im thinking about thoes ways. 😮

Jenny wrote:pickle assalt - pissalt. well, theres another way to use pickles. I can think of 17 ways to use a pickle. and I dont know why Im thinking about thoes ways. 😮

What are those ways?

phattonez wrote:What are those ways?

...OBJECTION!!

(text for those too lazy to click the link)
[SPOILER]WE DO NOT WANT TO KNOW IN WHAT OBSCURE WAYS A PICKLE CAN BE USED! Think of the kittens! The kittens![/SPOILER]

the ways, and ignoring Aegix, here they are.

1. eat it. (duh)
2. poke it. lol
3. put it in a bowl of hot chili, and then throw it on the nearest person. (someone actuly did that to me once. without the pickle. :scared😊
4. shove it up your sassafras.
5. eat it, but while you think of "the kittens"
6. smear it on a cut, and let the juices seep in. (ouch)
7. chop it up and suck on it, its really good. chopped pickle. mmmm.
8. yes.
9. sing the pickle song while you poke it.
10. poke the pickle, lol :giggle:
11. throw it out the window, and dont hit the poor kittens.
12. yell, "GREEN MONSTER IN MEH BATHROOM!"
13. I want some cookies insted...
14. poke it again.
15. put a condom on it and put it in your friends bedroom.
16. !ekop
17. OMG DONT CLICK THIS