Wealth medal in real life!

What do you mean by "wealth medal"?

Go on a cheap bying spree......hahahahaha...it whould be great!!!!!oh yeah think how cheap the $ store whould be...lol

A "wealth medal" is a new item in Zelda Classic that cuts the cost of shop items by 25%, 50%, or 75%, depending on the strength of the item.

I would buy me an HDTV and fast internet. Price is the only thing that separates me and sweet, sweet technology.

I would buy hookers.

I would sell it, because the latent properties of the medal would continuously increase my yield from the suckers that tried to buy it.

I'd save 25% or more on car insurance.

(You have no idea how much I wanted this to be a news article...)
I would buy me every DS game I ever wanted, then buy a Wii, then buy every Wii game I ever wanted. Assuming I had the 25% one.

Then I'd end world hunger.

I'd get my eyes fixed for cheap. That and a shitload of anime, 😃

All I can say is that if someone came into my store with a 25% off "Wealth Medal", I'd hike the price by a third to allow them to use it.

Um yeah that sounds about right?

I'd probably buy a carton of cigarettes, probably a pet, then some whipped topping kind of shit.

Um a carton why not 10 cartons?and 5 pets?

Because that would just be stupid. :eyebrow:

I new you whould say that but....hey...the more the maryer.