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Happy Birthday, Glitch :)

17 replies · 3,628 views · Started 16 August 2007

aww fuck I forgot about my own cousin's birthday...oh wait I forgot for a reason.

Happy birthday goat fucker! Glenn don't report these posts as flames. Glitch really is a turd.

Happy birthday Glitch. May it be filled with lotsa goodies, many happy memories and a most delicious cake. Gotta have cake 😊

Happy Birthday, Glitch. Sorry I didn't know at first. (I didn't see his name in the list of today's birthdays, seeing as he's banned. But why was he banned?)

biggiy05 wrote:aww fuck I forgot about my own cousin's birthday...oh wait I forgot for a reason.

Happy birthday goat fucker! Glenn don't report these posts as flames. Glitch really is a turd.

Hehe.

I didn't realize you two were cousins. I see some family resemblance.

phattonez wrote:Happy birthday to the person who can't respond to us here.

He's one of my most bestest friends ever. Even if he's banned, he stills deserves a birthday thread. At least, I think so.

Happy birthday Glitch. Eventually you can tell us if you went out to do anything fun! I hope you have a great day!

Glitch's banned status only reflects on how hardcore he is. GG sir. GG. :thumbsup: May the day bring very much joy, mirth, gifts, cake, and all that other birthday crap. A pleasant one sir. *Tips hat*

Y'know, it's seems someone has a birthday nearly every other day. At the current rate, with new members joining and being born every day eventually there will be so many birthday threads that the server will run out of storage space within the next ten thousand years. The only way to help avert such a disaster is to halt population growth. So, stop having sex, people! For the good of the forums!

Oh, and happy birthday, Glitch. 😉

ShadowTiger wrote:Glitch's banned status only reflects on how hardcore he is. GG sir. GG. :thumbsup: May the day bring very much joy, mirth, gifts, cake, and all that other birthday crap. A pleasant one sir. *Tips hat*

I'm the most hardcore person on AGN. I've been banned more times and for longer than anyone else.

I've got to be close to the top of that list. I've been perma-banned like four times. One time it was for over a year.

Glenn and I are just bad asses. People need to learn to live with our badassness. We just don't give a fuck. If we have some fucked up insane opinion, we drop it like a god damn hammer and everyone just bitches. Well too bad, there are people in this world you won't understand or appreciate but there's no sense acting like a bitch just because you don't like them. 😊

and to add some relevancy to this diatribe, happy birthday glitch.

Despite how much your avatar creeps me out whenever I see it, happy born naked into the world day Glitch! Tell Bob I said hi. *hides from any poor joke haters* :kitty: