Oddly Enough

Wow I can't help but wonder where it came from, and more importantly can they make me one out of a GI joe!

Where the fuck did that come from? Whoa. I want a giant Transformers toy. 😮

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*opens mouth*

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how on Earth does a giant legoman get in the ocean?

Well, obviously, the aliens scanned the planet and mistook our forms to be that of Lego toys, and so they built this giant statue and placed it in our oceans as a greeting and message.

Duh!
I mean, what other possible explanations are there?

Well obviously Legoman wanted to go for a swim... so he swam... and floated his way to freedom. Maybe he didn't like being Russian anymore. 😊

I read this whole thread before clicking on the link. It is funny because each comment is completely nonsensical without context.

I will now click the link and see what's up.

EDIT: Ok I've seen it. It actually makes a fair bit of sense. Lego is Danish, I think. There was probably a ship carrying lego stuff to Legoland in Denmark and some stuff fell off or got pushed overboard. Denmark is not terribly far from Holland. I can imagine it floating there.

Global warming caused sea levels to rise, and a Lego plant was flooded, causing all the parts to go into the ocean. The parts came together to form a giant Lego man, and no one noticed about the flooding because Michael Vick ate a dog.

OH MY GOD phattonez THAT was hysterical!!! I like your answer best of all 😊

Wow. That's kinda cool actually. How it got there may remain one of the world's great mysteries....or maybe not. Either way, it's still cool. :kitty:

I swear this is one of those humorous happenstance kind of chance things that just blows my mind.

I mean seriously a giant legoman in the ocean

what if God is made of LEGO?