i need a home!

hahahahahaha I forgot he had his own account

Do you want to live in a dorm room where pets aren't allowed?

Glitch wrote:hahahahahaha I forgot he had his own account

and he'd love to live in a dorm room, but you'd get caught. he's got a rather deep bark on him that he uses often if he thinks someone's coming into "his" house. protecting his family and all that.

hell no I don't want a dog, lol

SpikeDog wrote: i will love you and be up your butt 24/7.

I've tried this line before and trust me, all it gets you is slapped.

so how is cyberkitten "forced" to move into a place that won't allow dogs?

I don't know. Looking after you might be a little work. I don't see why you couldn't move in with Zaphod Q. IX.

Now, if you were a cat, on the other hand.....

Apartment, no pets, across the country (Washington vs. Ohio). Sorry.

Good luck, though!

Sam Atoms wrote:I don't know. Looking after you might be a little work. I don't see why you couldn't move in with Zaphod Q. IX.

you must be new here

AlexMax wrote:you must be new here

Or just an asshole.

AlexMax wrote:you must be new here

Someone please correct me and provide the right info if I get something wrong...,

but I heard that Zaphod left AGN because he was pissed off about a certain male AGN member's spittle causing his dick piercing to get infected at the original AGN convention.

Glenn the Great wrote:
but I heard that Zaphod left AGN because he was pissed off about a certain male AGN member's spittle causing his dick piercing to get infected at the original AGN convention.

Hahaha :rofl: I had never heard this. I just had a great and powerful laugh.

So how did he get some dude's spit on his dick? I mean, honestly... WTF

Apparantly he was having gatherings in his cabin in which he was proudly displaying his dick to AGNers, showing off his Prince Albert, which was some sort of big padlock.

actually, i think he was more pissed off that i threw him out and he lost his internet connection than anything. :shrug:

Sorry, babe. We already have two dogs. I don't think the old lady (Tasha) could handle another dog 😞

Lilith wrote:so how is cyberkitten "forced" to move into a place that won't allow dogs?

because when you're an adult and you move into an economically depressed area where there's no apartments that accept dogs over 20#, you're not left with much of a choice.
you'll understand maybe if you ever grow up. in the meantime, try to keep the bitchiness to yourself when you don't give a shit, rather than running your cocksucker, k?

sorry I volunteer at an animal shelter and also have a job/money management powerz (adulthood? LOL). this allows me to have "money", and not move into economically depressed areas/abandon animals and be bitter about it. because all adults have that happen i guess

bam

ahh, i guess you are superior.
shouldn't you be off somewhere doing something that makes you better than the rest of us?

yeah i have to go hustle and smoke some bluntz bye

Lilith, you sound like my cousin. i doubt you were born with a silver spoon, but really it's not nice to poke fun at people who may be less fortunate than yourself.

as for the comparison, my cousin is always going off about how people suck and generally makes fun of them for their situations, when he himself is heavily dependant on his own father for many things. i doubt you are dependant on anyone but yourself, which is great, but not everyone is financially equal in which they are thrust into situations they cannot control.

TL;DR version
i am politely requesting you stop trolling this thread.

If I didn't already have almost 20 dogs that all, but 3 of I want to get rid of, then maybe I'd consider your request, but alas. I cannot. Good fortune to you my good canine. :kitty:

the labrador rescue has received his pictures and is ready to post them up so he can be adopted. also, biggiy works with some local rescue groups that may be able to help out, so other than the trauma of losing my babydog, i feel pretty good that he'll have a good home.