Luigi is slimmer, taller, and better groomed than Mario, yet Mario gets all the women. Luigi also has an alternate Smash Bros. costume that is pink and darker pink, an attack that shoots flames out of his butt, and smashes not with a punch but a very dainty open-handed thrust.

...

Clearly Daisy and Luigi's "relationship" is nothing more than a front for their secret, dirty, private lives that they live while Mario and Peach keep all the good games to themselves.

King Aquamentus 27 Jul 2007, 07:34

huh. Sorta looks like an emo Peach.

Mitsukara 27 Jul 2007, 07:39

Bowser in a clever disguise.

Meanwhile Luigi, Daisy, Geno, Mallow, and Toad (who has retrieved his magical red-with-white-spots parachute hat, as seen in "The Bird! The Bird!", after discovering Mario stole it and used it to fashion a Wendy's toy) have amazing, complex adventures traversing all manner of cosmos and exotic worlds, interlocked in battle with the Koopa Kids and their giant mech robots (which Luigi fights with Mario's forgotten super bazooka), who ally with Smithy and Tatanga, who utilize their intergalactic magical evil forces to threaten the very existence of the multiverse. Goombario and Kooper witness some of these events but are typically left behind and/or become little more than running gags in the epic adventures of the others.

On his days off Luigi comes home and screws with Mario by telling him how he's all jealous about Mario's adventures, but has to stay home and miss out on all the fun.

But Wario and Waluigi just screw around, drink beer, hunt for change, and fart in between their (read: Wario's) schemes. Waluigi isn't very industrious.

phattonez 27 Jul 2007, 14:50

Old-skool wrote:huh. Sorta looks like an emo Peach.

Someone who's emo with blond hair?

Waluigi is easily the worst name in the franchise. Really, they couldn't think of anything better?

Cloral 27 Jul 2007, 16:59

Actually I read that Waluigi is an anagram of igiwalu, which is Japanese for "mean spirited" or something like that. But yeah in Engligh it sounds like a cheap cop-out.

Tygore 27 Jul 2007, 18:00

phattonez wrote:Someone who's emo with blond hair?

Her parents won't let her dye it black- truly the epitome of human suffering.

Patrick Spulock 27 Jul 2007, 18:09

but mario and peach has aways been together and aways will be.....

just like Romeo and Juilet.....

{you guy really need to read shakespeare to see what I am talking about}

{O! Romeo O! Romeo where art thou my true love}

phattonez 27 Jul 2007, 18:34

I think everyone here knows Romeo & Juliet. And I don't see Mario as the kind of guy that would kill himself for Peach.

Aegix Drakan 27 Jul 2007, 18:47

*reads Jennifer's post*

...I'd buy it!

Seriously. Luigi is severely underrated. He jumps higher than Mario, Yet it's Mario that gets all the credit for his jumps. It's just cruel...

Not to mention that I'd take Luigi over Mario any day in Mario hoops 3-3. L shaped special command beats M shaped command any day.

and on a side note, how come Mario and Peach are still both single? Hasn't he rescued her from the clutches of death enough?

Patrick Spulock 27 Jul 2007, 19:17

But I think It is morally wrong to think mario
would abandon peach.because I think that
truly mario does love peach and would more than
any would die for her.

{why don't you listen to the song entitled
"The Power Of Love' by Huey Lewis & the News
to truly see what I am talking About}

Yoshiman 27 Jul 2007, 19:32

Didn't you know? Mario's a playa.

But I'm really hoping that Mario doesn't go the same route as Sonic does when it comes to story lines (gameplay as well, but that's not the point here).

With Sonic, it was "Defeat the mad scientist and save the world." But then they started adding in thousands of characters and storylines that involved cloning and ancient powers. Those things helped ruin the Sonic series

Now with Mario, I hope that doesn't happen. It probably won't hurt if Mario ends up saving two princesses, but what I don't want is a Mario game that has some ridiculously drawn-out plot. It always has been, and should be, a simple concept. Hell, even the Mario RPGs were pretty straightforward.

Savok on Joystiq wrote:With any luck this will be Peach's new lesbian partner.

I bet this'll be Rule 34'd by the time the game is released.

Beldaran 27 Jul 2007, 20:24

Yoshiman wrote:
I bet this'll be Rule 34'd by the time the game is released.

What's Rule 34?

Patrick Spulock 27 Jul 2007, 20:27

you really got mario all wrong.because in the terms of relationships
you should compare mario love life with peach to marty mcfly's lovelife with jennifer parker{future wife}and I would think that princess rosette is the
the mushroom king to Suzy{a member of Marty Mcfly's Band the Pinheads}
because I don't think that mario thinks that princess rosette is inportant to him,but is more like moral support and bowser is about as dumb as biff tannen
trying to drive the DMC-12

Glenn the Great 27 Jul 2007, 20:47

Rule 34 is part of the Rules of the Internet.

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Rules_of_the_internet

I didn't tell you outright what Rule 34 is, because if I did, you might not click my link, and would thus be deprived of seeing the other rules.

Patrick Spulock 27 Jul 2007, 20:53

I think we are getting of topic here.because I believe the name of
this topic was "Mario has a new woman in his life" not "Rule 34" so
if you excuse Mr.Glenn the Great,we must return to the subject.

Where we left of before the "rule 34" nonsense:
{you really got mario all wrong.because in the terms of relationships
you should compare mario love life with peach to marty mcfly's lovelife with jennifer parker{future wife}and I would think that princess rosette is the
the mushroom king equivilent to Suzy{a member of Marty Mcfly's Band the Pinheads}
because I don't think that mario thinks that princess rosette is inportant to him,but is more like moral support and bowser is about as dumb as biff tannen
trying to drive the DMC-12}

Glenn the Great 27 Jul 2007, 21:56

Rule 34 has everything to do with this thread.

Patrick Spulock 27 Jul 2007, 22:08

Look,guys can we just continue this topic without any futher
mention of rule 34 and just continue to talk about mario.
because I was really enjoying this topic until the "rule 34" thing
ruined this topic for me and for all of us.😞

MottZilla 27 Jul 2007, 22:09

Patrick Spulock wrote:I think we are getting of topic here.because I believe the name of
this topic was "Mario has a new woman in his life" not "Rule 34" so
if you excuse Mr.Glenn the Great,we must return to the subject.

I'm the moderator here, you don't need to tell people to get back on topic. Especially when what he said is related to the topic of the new character. Just ignore his rule 34 posts if you dislike them. You should have the option to ignore him. If you have concerns about something then private message one of the moderators of the forum in question.

Glenn the Great 27 Jul 2007, 22:12

You "just" want to talk about Mario?

You are more interested in "just" Mario, as opposed to hot princess lesbian secks?

This is War Lord's topic, so I don't have to listen to anyone telling me what to talk about as long as I stay on War Lord's topic, which is the new princess.

Edit: Looks like my message is sort of redundant now, as Mott posted while I was writing this.

Patrick Spulock 27 Jul 2007, 22:28

My apologies,let hope this never happens again.

AtmaWeapon 27 Jul 2007, 23:23

Patrick Spulock wrote:you really got mario all wrong.because in the terms of relationships
you should compare mario love life with peach to marty mcfly's lovelife with jennifer parker{future wife}and I would think that princess rosette is the
the mushroom king to Suzy{a member of Marty Mcfly's Band the Pinheads}
because I don't think that mario thinks that princess rosette is inportant to him,but is more like moral support and bowser is about as dumb as biff tannen
trying to drive the DMC-12

Whose gimmick account are you because if you are really this serious about contemplating Mario's relationship to Peach User posted image