{DSG}DarkRaven wrote:
Also also, Aegix, we're supposed to choose NES games, according to the first post. So you're hereby thrown into Final Fantasy 1, and for breaking the rules, you're also not given any potions. Ha.
Oh, oh shit. Go into an NES game? To hell with that.
EDIT: And to hell with my reading comprehension, apparently.
hmm, this is a tough one... I tend to think in terms of series more than NES games... I'd really love to... MOVE... to the Mushroom Kingdom. It's a really lovely place, and I absolutely love the idea of partying there at night (or just traveling around in it.) Also, the concept of getting there from a cold concrete city of men (Brooklyn residents, you have a lovely city, but I'm just a suburb fan.) I'd also love to explore Super Metroid, but SNES game.
If I had to pick an NES game, well... let me look at my big friggin collection... maybe I'll find something in there... ...hmm, nothing interesting comes to mind... I'll have to say either Super Mario Bros. or StarTropics.
Zelda Classic wrote:I would go in Super Mario Bros. 3 for Nintendo Entertainment System talk about God and his son and The Holy Spirit but I would try to win all levels,
gain secret items and when finished "come out of the game" and go on my normal duties.
You're kidding, right? If not, I'd have to go in there, and dawn the fur suit, and crush you beneath my stone statue transforming goodness.
Alternatively, I'd go into Zelda, and use my awesome diagonal walking magic and defeat Link. I'm not sure what comes next though 😃
Zelda Classic wrote:I would go in Super Mario Bros. 3 for Nintendo Entertainment System talk about God and his son and The Holy Spirit but I would try to win all levels,
gain secret items and when finished "come out of the game" and go on my normal duties.
...?! ...!?
I don't think that happens in the game... How exactly did you make that connection? Maybe you're thinking of something by Wisdom Tree? 😕
Glenn the Great wrote:Win all the levels to Christ perhaps?This post is not getting enough love.But seriously, I really admire this. As any good Conservative Christian understands, all of the denizens of the Mushroom Kingdom are currently on the fast track to becoming fried food because they have never heard the Word of God.
I guess personally I'd like to go into Battletoads because I figure that is the fastest, most efficient way to discover if there is an afterlife.
Zelda II: The Adventure of Link. I'd hightail it to Darunia, then get up on the roof of that one house and slide down the chimney. WHEEEEEEEEEE!
AtmaWeapon wrote:I figure that is the fastest, most efficient way to discover if there is an afterlife.
Yeah, or, you know, you could just jump off a cliff. Same results, less time.
Aegix Drakan wrote:Yeah, or, you know, you could just jump off a cliff. Same results, less time.Have you ever played Battletoads?
Throwing yourself off a cliff requires more work than dying in Battletoads. Anyways, I'd "go inside" Duck Hunt so I could kill that stupid, fucking dog. Always taunting you with its laughter....his relentless...tormeting laughter...
Zelda Classic wrote:I would go in Super Mario Bros. 3 for Nintendo Entertainment System talk about God and his son and The Holy Spirit but I would try to win all levels,
gain secret items and when finished "come out of the game" and go on my normal duties.
Do you have a brain tumor?
Dark Knight wrote:Throwing yourself off a cliff requires more work than dying in Battletoads.
Once again, have you even played Battletoads? Half of the levels begin with your character seconds from death. Jumping off of a cliff usually requires you to climb a railing, get some air, and then make it to the ground. And unless you get some decent fall time, you're just going to injure yourself severely and take minutes to die.
Toads=1 Nerds=0
I forgot how boring the Salad Kingdom is, so I'll be hanging out Solid Snake for a while, racing cardboard boxes.
Salad Kingdom?
The only difference between this world and the Salad Kingdom is that the vegetables talk. Farmies FTW. I'd eat Sir Cucumber and Princess Tomatoes if I cared for vegetables...but Minister Pumpkin, I'll have two slice of pumpkin pie please!
Haha, do you remember at the beginning of the game, where you could talk to the lettuce prince and then beat him unconscious? It's actually a very funny game.
{DSG}DarkRaven wrote:Once again, have you even played Battletoads? Half of the levels begin with your character seconds from death. Jumping off of a cliff usually requires you to climb a railing, get some air, and then make it to the ground. And unless you get some decent fall time, you're just going to injure yourself severely and take minutes to die.Toads=1 Nerds=0
I forgot how boring the Salad Kingdom is, so I'll be hanging out Solid Snake for a while, racing cardboard boxes.
err...you must have misunderstood. I was talking about your life expectancy in Battletoads being very, very low while also saying that flinging yourself over a cliff required actual work. Sorry if I wasn't clear on this.
I'd go inside bubble bath babes, and hump some uh, bubble bath babes.
punkonjunk1024 wrote:I'd go inside bubble bath babes, and hump some uh, bubble bath babes.
With them being so pixelated, I would imagine it would be like fucking something made out of legos.
Daarkseid wrote:With them being so pixelated, I would imagine it would be like fucking something made out of legos.
You take what you can get...
Daarkseid wrote:With them being so pixelated, I would imagine it would be like fucking something made out of legos.What if he has a square penis did you think of that?
Daarkseid wrote:With them being so pixelated, I would imagine it would be like fucking something made out of legos.
Did you honestly expect this to stop him?
Daarkseid wrote:With them being so pixelated, I would imagine it would be like fucking something made out of legos.
More like MegaBloks, because those pixels are damn big, proportionately to th Human Body
*shot*
AtmaWeapon wrote:What if he has a square penis did you think of that?
Out of all the replys to Daark's comment, I declare this one the winner. I nearly spit soda all over my monitor, you bastard.
Another Nintendo Entertainment System game I'd go into is
Dragon Warrior 2 (II) for NES.
I'd be a boss and challenge The Hero and any of his companions to a battle!
Zelda Classic wrote:Another Nintendo Entertainment System game I'd go into is
Dragon Warrior 2 (II) for NES.I'd be a boss and challenge The Hero and any of his companions to a battle!
Why?
because he has a death wish.
If you are a boss, you know that you WILL die, because the hero can keep repsawning at the last save point.
Aegix Drakan wrote:because he has a death wish.If you are a boss, you know that you WILL die, because the hero can keep repsawning at the last save point.
If the save battery dies, you're fucked.
What if you're in an NES game and your parents turned of the system?
cbailey78 wrote:What if you're in an NES game and your parents turned of the system?
If the game has a battery backaround and you have saved the game often then you won't be under too much trouble when they turn it through.
what if a bunch of nerds pondered the totally obscure and asinine posibilities of being inside of an NES game, and bound something completely fantastic by normal rules of electronics?
Also, I do have a square dick. thats why pixelated prunz turns me on so much. I... would finally "fit" in... sniffle
This topic reminds me of ReBoot.
Megabyte FTW!
Put in VNYEOP in the game genie for SMB1 and go in it and tell me what you think when you get out!