[spoiler]Burbage dies on pg. 12
Hedwig dies on pg. 56
Mad-Eye dies on pg. 78
Scrimgeour dies on pg. 159
Wormtail dies on pg. 471
Dobby dies on pg. 476
Snape dies on pg. 658
Fred Weasley dies on pg. 637
Harry gets fucked up by Voldemort on pg. 704 but comes back to life on pg. 724
Tonks, Lupin, and Colin Creevy have their deaths confirmed on pg. 743
19 years after the events in the book:
Ron has married Hermione, their two children are named Rose and Hugo
Harry has married Ginny, their three children are named Lily, James, and Albus Severus.
Draco Malfoy has a son named Scorpius
The epilogue shows all of the children boarding the train for Hogwarts together.
The final lines of the book are: "The scar had not pained Harry for nineteen years. All was well."
"NOT MY DAUGHTER YOU BITCH!" Molly Weasley, to Bellatrix lestrange, P. 736 Also, Draco Malfoy is balding by the end of the book.
Cheers!
EDIT: Source[/spoiler]
...that's not funny.
EDIT: Ok, maybe a little. The source page is great though.
No, it's not real. The book doesn't come out until Saturday - this is all made up.
Well I went to the source & there's a link to download a zip that contains digicam photos of someone who pain-stakingly took a photo of every two pages of the book from beginning to end! O_O
Item #1 on the list of things I seriously did not need to ever see.
Absolutely do not click unless you literally want to see Harry Potter's penis. Explicit Imagery.
I feel like I need to use mouthwash on my eyes.
I highly doubt that JK would use the word 'Bitch' in a children's novel. Not unless she wanted to be responsible for thousands of kids across the world repeating it.
Also: it's from Encyclopedia Dramatica, which is impossible to take seriously and is SO NSFW it's unbelievable.
I found some this hard to believe in the first place and I shall continue to do so until I read the actual book itself when it comes out. :kitty:
hahaha, these are real btw guys.
Haha, she does indeed use the word 'bitch'. You have to understand that her true-hardcore-since-book-1 audience has grown older and that her novels are popular among adults, so she probably felt okay with using bitch since it's the ''safest'' of swear words.
Anyway, there'll probably be a 'kiddie' version shortly after this version cause we all know us Americans like to start a good drama over something small. 😃
And hey, it'll make the ''Bitch'' version more popular which will result in even more book sales!
Nice move, Ms. Rowling.
I've seen other "real" sources that showed leaks and screenshots that directly contradict the information in Alexmax's post.
Beldaran wrote:Item #1 on the list of things I seriously did not need to ever see.Absolutely do not click unless you literally want to see Harry Potter's penis. Explicit Imagery.
I feel like I need to use mouthwash on my eyes.
Wow, he looks a lot like me.
The ending is so bad it can't possible be fake :-/ I suppose I shouldn't be surprised, the series has always had a pronounced downward trend.
Seriously though, if the scans are fake, they're very well done - typesetting, writing style, and previously leaked plot points are all consistent. Moreover, Scholastic is apparently seeking a subpoena to find the poster, which adds credibility to the leak.
So, while I was on vacation in Missouri attempting to work my subtle charms on a young lady friend of mine, we actually went to see Order of the Phoenix twice. I had previously only seen the first movie, and I've read none of the books. And let me say, everything I loathe about Harry was confirmed once more. I'm so glad that the final book is out, so this series can begin it's slow, maddening cultural death and something more tolerable can take it's place.
Seriously, I cringed constantly during that movie. As much as I hate to admit it, the dialogue and much of the acting was as bad or worse than the Star Wars prequels. And I swear to God, if there is another movie where more sentences are begun with the word "Anyway", I haven't seen it. Seriously, some sequences had two separate "Anyway" lines within seconds of each other. It's enough to make a man want to stab things without regard.
I want to show this to my friend who loves Harry Potter, but she'd kill me. But I hate Harry Potter so I'm really considering it.
Deathly hallows is #7 right? There are 8 years at Hogwarts. JK plans to write another book, the final one (The REAL final one) I heard it on Fox News once.
majoras_wrath wrote:Deathly hallows is #7 right? There are 8 years at Hogwarts. JK plans to write another book, the final one (The REAL final one) I heard it on Fox News once.
No...there are only seven books and this is the final installment of the book.
This conflicts with a spoiler thread I saw on another forum, now I'm not sure which set of spoilers is real and which are made up. The torrents are out there but I'm just letting MY GIRLFRIEND spoil it for me as she reads it.
The way I see it, a book has a beginning, an ending, and the parts between. The amount of the book dedicated to each is split 1%/98%/1%. If, by knowing the last 1% of a book's content, it is so thoroughly ruined for me that it isn't worth reading, then the book wasn't worth reading in the first place.
There are rare exceptions, particularly short stories with gimmick endings, but in general I don't think I've ever read a novel without glancing at the last page a time or two as I go through it.
If I'm not mistaken, bitch isn't really that serious of a word in England. Didn't Ron already tell Harry to "Bitch off?", or was it "Piss off?"
Riverman wrote:Wow, he looks a lot like me.
Including the uncut penis?
you seem awfully interested there glenn
yeah that's the creepy question of the day.
majoras_wrath wrote:JK plans to write another book, the final one (The REAL final one) I heard it on Fox News once.
Rowling said that she doesn't intend to, but also said she never says never, and made a referrence to Sherlock Holmes, who was brought back to life after 19th century fanboys complained. So basically, even if the title character dies, she's still willing to write another book if she decides she wants a bigger house.
Indeed DarkRaven!
That bitch can just write one new plot-making sentence about HP and sell it for 10 bucks and it'll be the NY Times Bestseller. ;(
She's a fiend.
Fiyerstorm wrote:Indeed DarkRaven!That bitch can just write one new plot-making sentence about HP and sell it for 10 bucks and it'll be the NY Times Bestseller. ;(
She's a fiend.
That's what you get for not giving me a cookie!
on topic....It will fade away sooner or later. The lord of the rings was a big thing during it's time. Not as big as this but like all fads it will fade away. It will just be another 10 or 20 years before that happens.
I wouldn't put it past her. She can write whatever crap she wants at this point and make millions.
I was watching the news yesterday and apparently, theres a video on the web of some guy showing the book to the camera. And he proceeds to read key parts of the book to the camera. And apparently Scholastics is filling a suit to the person who leaked the book in the first place. So in conclusion, theres a mix of truth and lies in the spoilers, we just don't know which ones which.
