I'm not dead guys and girls.

This thread deserves a move to GB. I saw let's recreate it just for this.

We can balance a social and online life. Some decide to spend more with one than others, so be it. Whatever makes them happy.

it's funny because I just got home from DRINKING with LAWYERS

edit: also one of them is a pastor now that is why we were drinking

A lawyer became a pastor and is drinking? You could totally make a movie out of that.

Yes, we also talked about murder cases that involved fucking goats.

I'm slightly buzzed and I can still spell 'goKi'

Drunk typing on AGN? I've never pulled that one. It takes so long to type when you're drunk. It's also fun making fun of people drunk.

I'd have a harder time spelling Lilith than goKi.

Lilith I can never figure out just what that avatar is what is the head connected to 😕

I think the head is just popping up to prevent you from seeing what looks like a breast. And if you think posting while drunk is cool, you should try posting while high. That's like 10x cooler because marijuana is illegal. Or posting while naked. I'm in my boxers at the moment, and my junk is touching the chair slightly. But it's ok because it's my chair and I don't have to share it with anybody no matter how much they beg because it's MINE.

That's like saying, "shooting someone in the face is much cooler than kicking them in the nuts because it's illegal."

Actually, it's because everyone and their grandmother here is a drama queen and likes using "lol ur dum end of story" as an argument. It was kinda funny the first time, but too many threads devolved into that sort of thing and just died. With GB at least it was funny, but now it's just boring and repetitive.

Seriously, what's the point of coming here when I could get equally or more stimulating conversations in topics at GameFAQ's?

Here people will know you, you won't just be a random person like over there. I like forums this size. Not too big, not too small, just right. It has enough activity yet you know everyone who posts for the most part.

biggiy05 wrote:It's tempting to move this thread out of GD and out of sight.

Rule 4080 of the internets is that if someone makes an ass of themselves on the internet, hiding the 'evidence' of said fuckup's fuckups, is about the worst idea in the history of anything, ever.

Besides, we are far past the point of someone using Save As..., Print Screen or adding his posts to goki.txt. It's not like hiding the thread would accomplish or hide anything.

Masamune wrote:I think the head is just popping up to prevent you from seeing what looks like a breast. And if you think posting while drunk is cool, you should try posting while high. That's like 10x cooler because marijuana is illegal. Or posting while naked. I'm in my boxers at the moment, and my junk is touching the chair slightly. But it's ok because it's my chair and I don't have to share it with anybody no matter how much they beg because it's MINE.

Also this man understands the proper way to browse the internet.

Kairyu wrote:Actually, it's because everyone and their grandmother here is a drama queen and likes using "lol ur dum end of story" as an argument. It was kinda funny the first time, but too many threads devolved into that sort of thing and just died. With GB at least it was funny, but now it's just boring and repetitive.

Seriously, what's the point of coming here when I could get equally or more stimulating conversations in topics at GameFAQs?

There's a Pokemon with tits? Do you mean that cow one?

phattonez wrote:There's a Pokemon with tits? Do you mean that cow one?

AtmaWeapon wrote:shut up you are dumb why don't you go post about who is hotter Jessica from Dragon Quest 8 or that one pokemon that has breasts on GameFAQs about it

Geez, I miss the days where someone would make a pointless trollbait topic and by post five the discussion would have changed irreversibly to waffles and continued for multiple pages. Now we change the topic to how everyone is controlled by the government is controlled by the tobacco companies is controlled by Adolf Hitler's brain in a jar is controlled by the religious right is controlled by Glenn the Great.

Kairyu wrote:...is controlled by Glenn the Great.

We could use more of these, in my opinion.

I can only imagine the world controlled by Glenn. I'd assume that we'd all be fascists.

No there's this one pokemon that looks kind of like a human female and of course that meant everyone interpreted it as having breasts.

It was kind of hard to find it for a while because as you can imagine searching google for "pokemon tits" turns up interesting results but not exactly what I was looking for.

I think it's Gardevoir, when I searched google for that one I got results similar to "pokemon tits" only this time with pokemon instead of humans.

Oh god quote != edit I can't believe I did this

It's a mermaid pokemon and everyone thinks that it's hot? Damn, some people have problems.

Yes and the weird thing is I don't remember exactly what led me to a situation where people discussed the relative hotness of pokemon but I remember the thread had lots of discussion and pictures.

I really wish I remembered where I ran into that so I can remember to never go back.

AtmaWeapon wrote:Yes and the weird thing is I don't remember exactly what led me to a situation where people discussed the relative hotness of pokemon but I remember the thread had lots of discussion and pictures.

One day on Halloween, I decided to fuck with the major retard at school when I came out of science for break. He was dressed as Ash. Knowing this was going to happen, I brough a Mudkips doll. Thus I started the conversation, making sure no one saw me.

"So I heard you like Mudkips..."

"Mudkips? I LUUUUUUUUUUUURVE MUDKIPS."

"O RLY? So, would you ever fuck a Mudkips, that is.." (he cuts me off before I could said 'if you were a Mudkips'😉 "OF COURSE."

"Well I just happen to have a Mudkips here, and."

Before I finished the sentence, which would have resulted in me hitting him across the face with the doll, he grabbed it. In one swift motion his pants were down and he was violenly humping it. Not to get between a man and his Mudkips, I started to walk away, because there is no way I'd be caught wrestling a half-naked crazy guy humping a Mudkips.

Needles to say, within 5 to 10 seconds, some girls saw him and started screaming. I cooly walked into a restroom, pretending nothing had ever happened; not that I had intended that outcome, but now that it was in play I didn't want to be involved.

I came back two minutes later, and like any wanton act on school grounds there was now a huge crowd round him. He was still fucking it and baying this real fucked up 'EEEEEEEEEEINNNNF EEEEEEEEEEINNNF' sound. Suddenly a scuffle broke out in the middle, meaning he probably did something stupid.

I asked someone what had happened. A girlfriend of one of the football players tried to get him to stop, but he bit her for trying to take it away. Someone called in a few football players (all dressed up like Road Warrior) who proceeded to pummel the shit out of the guy. Meanwhile the school police were freaking out and having trouble getting in to the situation.

A few minutes later the intruder alarm went off and we were shuffled into classrooms. Over the intercom the principal announced that someone had thrown a flaming plush toy into the library. Uh.. what the hell.

So we were kept there and about 30 minutes later the principal came on again. This time he was saying that whoever was behind the beating should turn themselves in. All of a sudden this woman began yelling "I WILL SUE YOU FOR DAMAGES. YOU LITTLE PUNKS, I'M GONNA SUE..." and it was cut off.

I asked an office later what had happened. Apparently his mother had come to pick him up and threatened to sue for the beating and 'whatever else happened.' The school threatened to counter-sue because of lewd conduct, inciting a riot, and starting a fight.

So I ask you: Do you like Mudkips?

AlexMax wrote:pointless story

Alex does this mean we are dating? (I'm da football player in da post)

AlexMax wrote:A girlfriend of one of the football players tried to get him to stop, but he bit her for trying to take it away. Someone called in a few football players (all dressed up like Road Warrior) who proceeded to pummel the shit out of the guy.

I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to raise my voice and call "BULLSHIT" right here.

Of course it's bullshit.

Alex is just a copypasta spreading yet another meme that has spawned a million image macros.

Sam Atoms wrote:I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to raise my voice and call "BULLSHIT" right here.

Look, no pressure, but I'm just gonna leave some mudkips right here on the counter. No pressure, if you don't want them you can just leave them and I'll pick them back up in a while. But if you liek we can talk later...

OK... I've been reading this whole thread and now I just have to ask.

What the hell are these mudkips y'all are talking about? And why is there such a sexual attribute to 'em?

And yes I'm gonna go do a google on 'em after I post this.

EDIT: This is what I found: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mudkip#Mudkip

Not sure I see anything sexual with that... but hey... anyway.

@Prr
'I HERD U LEIK MUDKIPZ' was an internet meme (phenomenon), I think originally spawned from a story posted on a message board a while back. AlexMax's post is that story, and is indeed copypasta.

It seems as if both AlexMax and AtmaWeapon have pretty much both turned into pointless trolling tards that try and spread whatever bullshit is going on at whatever other online place(s) they go.

Gerudo wrote:@Prr
'I HERD U LEIK MUDKIPZ' was an internet meme (phenomenon), I think originally spawned from a story posted on a message board a while back. AlexMax's post is that story, and is indeed copypasta.

It seems as if both AlexMax and AtmaWeapon have pretty much both turned into pointless trolling tards that try and spread whatever bullshit is going on at whatever other online place(s) they go.

Alexmax has always been a trolling tard. Atma has gone in and out of it.

This thread is being closed. Goki fed his ego and tried to everyone he is better than us and failed.