At around 2:30 my wife, Lizz's, water broke. it's three weeks early and we're completely unprepared.
Her Water broke
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wow.
Congratulations. And I wish you a lot of luck with the early thing. Truly, I feel really happy for you.
Woah! Well an early congrats. I hope everything goes well.
Well, instead of posting about it, you should take her to a hospital.
I hope all is well and goes well and the baby is healthy. Positive energy and blessings ...
No hospital. She's staying right here at home if all goes well. We're biding our time till labor start then we'll call the midwives her doula and others and we'll have a baby probably tomorrow.
... her doula? (pardon my ignorance)...
birth partner. someone who supports her helps out and what not
Beldaran wrote:Well, instead of posting about it, you should take her to a hospital.
That's the exact same thought I had.
"Baby, hey babe are you okay? Your water broke? Oh shit. Brb I gotta post this shit."
:P
Seriously, that's some crazy shit. If I ever knock a woman up (hopefully a woman that I'm also in a relationship with and/or the right time in my life) I'd be like "Fuck that, we're going to the hospital." I don't care what we agreed on I couldn't help deliver no baby.
Can you digitally record Lizz's screaming for us? It'll help us become more in tune with the experience, which is apparantly your aim by telling us this information at such a time.
Gratz man and good luck with the at home birth.
Oh, and shut the fuck up Glenn.
Hey, congrats. Get as much sleep as is humanly possible - you won't be getting any at all once the creature is fully spawned.
Glitch wrote:Gratz man and good luck with the at home birth.Oh, and shut the fuck up Glenn.
Glitch is here because his mommy wanted a baby so bad.
Glenn... don't be such a pain in the ass. If you can't say anything nice - don't say anything at all.
Good luck Successor... and thanks for 'splainin that for me 😊
Prrkitty wrote:Glenn... don't be such a pain in the ass. If you can't say anything nice - don't say anything at all.
ahaha!
Glenn....glitch is a "special" person and I give him a new helmet every year but he still has more common sense than you.
Back on topic.
Glenn the Great wrote:Can you digitally record Lizz's screaming for us? It'll help us become more in tune with the experience, which is apparantly your aim by telling us this information at such a time.
Hahahahahaha holy shit.
Glenn the Great wrote:Glitch is here because his mommy wanted a baby so bad.
Actually my sister and I were both planned pregnancies 😊 But thanks for wonderin'!
masa wasn't. but it's ok. 😞
Glitch wrote:Actually my sister and I were both planned pregnancies 😊 But thanks for wonderin'!
So what you are saying is that your parents brought you here in cold blood?
Glenn the Great wrote:So what you are saying is that your parents brought you here in cold blood?
Glenn shut the fuck up or take a vacation.
biggiy05 wrote:Glenn shut the fuck up or take a vacation.
I say lots of funny and creative things, and all you are ever able to think of is that tired old "shut the fuck up". *yawn*
But thanks for warning me ahead of time for when I actually produce some spam.
Beldaran wrote:Well, instead of posting about it, you should take her to a hospital.
You don't have to rush to the hospital as soon as your water breaks. Usually, you wait until labor starts to go to the hospital...
But anyway, Congrats honey!
Also, when it comes to Glenn... Just blow off the ignorant shit he says. It's like middle school, he does it to get a reaction.
Glenn enjoy your life of social avoidance, rejection from the opposite sex and false dreams of a success.
You sir are a piece of shit and I really hope you never have kids because chances are they will grow up with the same fucked up head you have.
My god, would someone please move this to General Bitching where it belongs? Oh wait. I mean, seriously, you're staff. Act like it. You're setting the example for people whether you know it or not.
Successor, picked out a name yet? 😊 What's the current status?
lol Glenn can choke on a dick. He lost his "safety" priveleges the 8th time he was unbanned.
Safety privileges?
You're really taking some creative license on the rules here.
Glenn the Great wrote:Safety privileges?You're really taking some creative license on the rules here.
Yeah it sucks when people hack a site multiple times and have been banned like 20 times and still expect they have the rights of every other member.
I just want to step in and say, yes, this thread delivers. We have the creation of life, and if things continue as they are, maybe we'll have the extermination of a life as well. Either way, I'm not sure how I've missed this stuff...
Congrats to the future mini-Successor. :kitty:
So, doesn't that make him/her Successor's successor?