Funny quotes

I agree that it's really funny... I laughed extremely hard when I first saw it... nearly a decade ago. 😊

I never caught this first time round, so I enjoyed it. 'the keys are like right next to each other' indeed.

A couple (high rated) quotes I found:

Curt teh Juggler: our graduation ceremony was today, and right when some gamer nerd got his diploma, someone in the audience played the zelda "get item" music and he did the zelda spin-hold-out-item stance
Curt teh Juggler: it was quite possibly the most amazing thing ever.

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<TheShadowHunter> I won three purple hearts once
<Wildcard|Comicing> ...no you didn't. You were just playing Zelda.
<Wildcard|Comicing> You really need to adjust the color on your TV
<TheShadowHunter> oh
<TheShadowHunter> I guess that couldve been it

BASH and QDB are only mildly funny. there's been some stuff i have submitted that has been fucking GOLD, we get denied. yet the most unfunniest garbage makes it on there.

http://www.qdb.us/90677
http://www.qdb.us/92169
http://www.qdb.us/89351

examples ^

note: there still are literal LOL ones on there, but they are few and far between.

Bloodninja stuff is always the best..

"HARRRRRRRRRRR". "Your Parrot flys away."

Agreed. 😛

I check bash's "Latest" as often as I can. I remember this one quote..

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<Phyxius> Hmm there are some black people hanging around outside the gates at the end of my driveway, brb
<Courtney> mkay hb
<Phyxius> HOLY SHIT THEYRE GONE
<Courtney> The black people?
<Phyxius> NO, MY GATES[/font]