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Pineconn wrote:Which reminds me of something. I probably don't even need to specify the person I'm talking about when I say that she really needs to go back to jail.

She did.

Excellent. Last I heard she was still on house arrest, she must have been re-sentenced not too long ago.

And wow, Zelda64Gld completely tears the crap out of Pineconn_lolz and lightning_z combined. If he weren't a joke character.

WHTA GLNEN TEH GAERT FGRAGOT MAENS SI TAHT I WSA TEH BSTE MMEBRE EVRE!!1!1!!111 EH CNA NTO DTSTROY EM FRO I MA HAEV TEH ULMITAET PORWE!!1!!!1111 HYE YUO KNWO WTHA TEH OTHRE DYA I WSA NI A BILZRZDA NDA TI WSA OS OCLD YM PENSI SI TRNUED ITNO IEC NDA BOERK FOF!!!!1!!1!1111 NDA TI SHTATRDE ITNO OVRE NIEN TSOUHNDA PEISCE NI SLWO MOTINO NDA I WSA LIEK WHTA TEH HLEL YM PENSI SI BORKNE!!1!!1111

There was this theory at one point, which I buy, that Zelda64gld's unique dialogue style was actually scripted because he made the same misspellings repeatedly (then again, so does everyone's pal lightning-z) and it tends to follow a system. The first letter of a word was always in the right place unless it was too short, for example. So to deromantacize it it's entirely possible that Zelda64gld's existence went something like this:

Warlord: Haha, check out that [nameoflongforgottenidiotfrom2000/1999here] guy. What a dumbass.
Shadowblazer: Hey, that gives me an idea
Shadowblazer: I could like, register a fake member and post retarded content
Warlord: LOL
Shadowblazer: Yeah, in fact, I think I could make up a text scrambling script for that

But regardless of rather he was in fact the creation of AGN's owners or an actual person, or originally the latter then the former, Zelda64gld is a hero of awesomeness. For that reason, I hope to be just as good an imitator as this guy:

No offense meant, Glenn

ALSO I stole Zelda64gld's avatar, lolz.

Thank the world. Paris just about sums up everything that I find horrible about American society. She needs a slap of the real world. (Although this probably won't do any good)

Paris wrote: *Sobbing* Mom, Mom, Mom, it's not right!

Anyone who drives drunk deserves to be locked up. It's an insanely selfish thing to do. Anyone who thinks they should be able to get out of things like this because of their money/status needs to be punched in the face.

In addition to jail, I think all drunk drivers should be required to meet with two or three families whose children were killed by a drunk driver and explain to them why they felt the need to drive drunk.

I just think people like Paris Hilton should be shot. They serve absolutely no useful purpose upon this earth. What does she do for a living? Sing? Model? Ride Horses? Anything?

No sympathies at all. I hope she gets the shit kicked out of her in prison.

EDIT: That's a brilliant idea, Bel. When I'm rich and powerful and rule half the world, you may be the Police Chief of Europe, should you so wish.

On an earlier topic we've deviated from, while Zelda64gld may have seemed fun in the old days, I find everything typed in his style to be highly irritating. Joke or not, it's headache inducing and utterly pointless. Please, let's not start it up again.

Holy crap Beldaran, that honestly sounds like the best idea for a punishment I've ever heard. Seriously, that crap is far beyond moronic. And every once in a while you'll get some asshat who comes out and says "It's not that driving while drunk is a problem, people just need to learn how to drive while drunk."

Oh man, I knew it! Zelda64gld... man, that was back in the day. Back when I wasn't even macweirdo42, I was just weirdguy. Alright, I SERIOUSLY need to stop leaving AGN and forgetting my password and crap like that. Going through three screen names is utterly ridiculous.

Darth Marsden wrote:On an earlier topic we've deviated from, while Zelda64gld may have seemed fun in the old days, I find everything typed in his style to be highly irritating. Joke or not, it's headache inducing and utterly pointless. Please, let's not start it up again.

Wyh nto?

Sorry, I couldn't resist. I don't like it either.

Beldaran wrote:In addition to jail, I think all drunk drivers should be required to meet with two or three families whose children were killed by a drunk driver and explain to them why they felt the need to drive drunk.

If I'm ever a judge, I'm going to sentence somebody to this. And a few years in the big house.

That really is a smart idea. I bet you could apply it to all other sorts of crimes as well, find a way to let the moral guilt gaurentee they never do it again.

Or we could implant chips into brains that make the "guilt" part of the brain go on overdrive.

Huh. After I figured out what was up with him, I found Zelda64gld's dialogue fairly easy to read and imitate.

Then again, my mind is good at redundancy and comparing memory, so my brain probably has it filed away as it's own mini-language. Same goes fore 13375p33k, I don't have any problems with it anymore.

The human race is already overplagued by the emotion of guilt.

Way to go with more guilt and years in the big house, humans :unhappy:

Ah Z64Gold. Funny stuff. I had him as the next to final boss in my "Random RPG" for rpgmaker2k3 before my pc needed a rebooting. Now, I may never get it done, but I can always try. :kitty:

that guilt thing sounds like it might usually work.

but...what about psychopaths? they'd have a ball being able to torment their victim's family...

hmm...

Pineconn wrote:What smiley to use, what to use... Hmm. Perhaps this will do.

Yeah, that was weird, but ironically it was Jennifer's shortest post ever.

Her shortest post ever was about two lines and it was in this thread.

phattonez wrote:Her shortest post ever was about two lines and it was in this thread.

Yeah but Jennifer posted it after I said it. Which makes all posts after my post null and void to my statement. Ha.

Just shoot the psychopaths. They're just plain dangerous to society, anyway.

The real question is, it's 11:45 on a Friday night... Why am I not doing something loud/obnoxious/potentially suicidal right now? Hmm...

Random fact:

By this time tomorrow, I'll be too drunk to function. Glitch too, he's my homie.

And I don't care if you think that's stupid 😃

moocow wrote:Random fact:

By this time tomorrow, I'll be too drunk to function. Glitch too, he's my homie.

And I don't care if you think that's stupid 😃

It's not stupid but funny. Just please don't tell us your story of raping him in the ass again.

biggiy05 wrote:It's not stupid but funny. Just please don't tell us your story of raping him in the ass again.

😎

Random thought - Why does Coke taste better from a can then it does from a bottle?

Darth Marsden wrote:Ack! Painful... childhood... memories...

😎

Random thought - Why does Coke taste better from a can then it does from a bottle?

I wouldn'y know, I drink Dr. Pepper (both from a can and a bottle) and don't drink Coke if anything else is available. :kitty:

Maybe the plastic is rubbing off on the soda. Alternativly, maybe they make more money off of canned Coke, so they're making the bottle stuff taste worse in order to get you to buy more cans. I wouldn't put it past them.

Masa's gonna see Tool today. :O

Darth Marsden wrote:
Random thought - Why does Coke taste better from a can then it does from a bottle?

Omg, I thought I was the only one who thought that!!

Maybe it's the alluminum?

moocow wrote:Omg, I thought I was the only one who thought that!!

Maybe it's the alluminum?

And relax, you're never alone with me around :naughty:

It's definitely the aluminum... you can taste that slight metallic tang when you drink from the can.

ah, the fresh taste of poisoning yourself.

I totally gave up drinking soda about six months ago because I read a bunch of reports on how it slowly kills you. It's so unhealthy, you wouldn't believe it.

I still drink, just not as much as I used to. I get a lot of sermons from my sister on how it kills you. I finally started to listen. Hasn't killed me yet. I like it from a can more if I do.

It is definitely better in a can. But I found that Mountain Dew tastes better out of a bottle than a can for some reason. I suppose that metallic flavor works well with cola and not lemon-lime drinks.

Beldaran wrote:I totally gave up drinking soda about six months ago because I read a bunch of reports on how it slowly kills you. It's so unhealthy, you wouldn't believe it.

Pretty darn much everything is unhealthy, from chalk dust to Coke to sunlight to probably even your keyboard. And computer monitors too, you're supposed to look away every minute so that you don't get permanent damage to your eyes.