Pineconn lolz wrote:You would know.
With such company, how could I not be an authority on the relative supply of american retards?
So...
Beldaran wrote:With such company, how could I not be an authority on the relative supply of american retards?
Your ego is almost as big as mine.
*headtilt*
If you completely ignore everything he's doing, you're going to miss it when he runs face first into the automatic door when he tries to go through it the wrong way.I saw something like this happen a couple of months ago. The entrance to the store I work in isn't an automatic door, but is a double door glass/metal framed window. The exit, however, is a doubly-wide automatic sliding door with a sensor.
Some huge brute of a man walks in through the entrance, does his shopping, and when he's about to leave, he just walks through the double exit doors without even stopping. The automatic doors don't even have time to open again before they act like they open to the outside, sliding right off their hinges, nearly falling to the pavement outside of the store.
I've never seen any more real life "I'm the Juggernaut, Bitch!" moment than that. Just walked right through the doors as if they weren't there. He didn't even have a shopping cart or anything to push through them. Just walked right through them as he would a sea of seagulls or something. Amazing to watch.
Trevelyan_06 wrote:About your dream though, I hate to break it to you, but it was just the burrito you had before dinner.
:P But I've never had a burrito in my life! There's certainly none in my house!
Aegix Drakan wrote::P But I've never had a burrito in my life! There's certainly none in my house!
Which really just makes the whole thing that much more creepy doesn't it?
Just bought and installed my new copy of Starcraft(the original and Brood War) and am bored.....I didn't think I could be bored of Starcraft so quickly..... :sweat:
mrz84 wrote:Just bought and installed my new copy of Starcraft(the original and Brood War) and am bored.....I didn't think I could be bored of Starcraft so quickly..... :sweat:
Just return it to the store for a new copy and sell it on eBay. I'm pretty damn sure you can do that.
gray0x wrote:Just return it to the store for a new copy and sell it on eBay. I'm pretty damn sure you can do that.
What does getting a new copy of a game I already own have to do with being bored with it? :eyebrow:
I mainly wanted to get used to playing it again before Starcraft 2 comes out whenever it does. Meh. Maybe I'll find some players online to paly against to attempt to curb the boredom....
In unrelated note, I got a large scratch on the top of my head from a open window I hit when I wasn't looking where I was going. I don't think it's serious so I'm gonna just put some disenfectent(sp?) on it and say it's fine.
So I've been in Las Vegas since Monday, and my brother had a baby that same day. But I've been spending most of my time in the hospital since some blood test that he's had keeps showing some disease but no one knows what it is and he has no symptoms (besides grunting, but that's going down). Hopefully he gets better before we leave.
The baby was 9 lbs. 5 oz. when he was born and 22 inches long. Pretty big baby, he doesn't even look like a newborn.
They're building an assisted living place right behind my house. Right now it's just in the very beginning stages. They're still busy leveling the ground out and what not. I'm not sure what kind of equipment it was, but this morning whatever it was had my whole house shaking for a good 5 minutes. Added to this fun fact is that they've knocked down some trees that where shading my back porch. Progress is so much fun isn't it?
Phattonez, that's awesome! What's his name?
His name is Hiram, just like his dad's and my dad's name (good luck pronouncing that right). It's great that this was supposed to be our vacation and he's getting all of the attention. 😊
HEER-um? I think that's how the college in Hiram, Ohio, is pronounced. Either that, or HIGH-rum.
@ Trevelyan: Wow, that had to have sucked... Just be more grateful now that you don't live near a railroad. 😉
Pineconn wrote:@ Trevelyan: Wow, that had to have sucked... Just be more grateful now that you don't live near a railroad. 😉
Living next to a railroad probably wouldn't bother me that much considering I work on one everyday.
It's pronounced like high rum, and yes, I know about that college. My brother mentioned it on his webpage back when personal webpages were something that all college students had.
And the baby is doing better now. He is responding to the antibiotic and eating more than ever. Cute little fat baby.
Living next to a railroad probably wouldn't bother me that much considering I work on one everyday.
*lives two blocks from a railroad*
Yes. Yes it would. Unless you absolutly love your work or something. (Like I do. 15 more days, w00t!)
Hey, Amaster! Are you back from Germany already?
Nope, just finally got acess to a computer. I still can only acess like once a day or so, maybe twice like today, but I can post at least, hey?
Ya, at least you can post. I wasn't able to at all in Italy.
By the way, how is the trip going?
are you having sex with hot german sluts now?
Please, could you keep your erotic comments to yourself Beldaran? I'm getting tired of them.
russadwan wrote:Please, could you keep your erotic comments to yourself Beldaran? I'm getting tired of them.
there is a nifty little ignore feature... use it.
russadwan wrote:Please, could you keep your erotic comments to yourself Beldaran? I'm getting tired of them.
I'm not. This is what makes AGN funny, and what gives Beldaran character. And rep. (Speaking of which, I still can't give you green rep, Bel. I think I've been meaning to for a month now...)
Er, anyway, something amazing happened today. I was just notified that I have to get a physical for a minor work permit, and my "interview" is this Monday. I called, I insisted, I bribed a little (donuts get you far in life), and I got an appointment for the same day. Yes, that's right, I was actually able to get a physical today, within a few hours of calling them. Something this convenient will never happen to me again.
Phew. So, I'm currently home for my sister's wedding, which was yesterday. Despite my general hatred of such things, it was actually kinda fun. And then one of the family cats had kittens last night, which is all very adorable and whatnot, except the part where the cat woke me up in the middle of the night to make me play kitty midwife. No joke, she actually came up to my bed and started meowing for me. I got up, realized that she was basically clinging to my leg wherever I went, so I showed her a nice box to have the kittens in, petted her, and explained that that was as far as my skills with having kittens goes, so she better not be expecting me to do anything else.
russadwan wrote:Please, could you keep your erotic comments to yourself Beldaran? I'm getting tired of them.
Beldaran wrote:
I want to throw up but what's really freaky is that looks so much like a patient I had yesterday at the hospital. He was bigger though and couldn't really hold his man boobies.....four point restraints are wonderful.
That's it! Beldaran, I'm am sorry, but you are just plain disgusting. *Added to ignore list*
russadwan wrote:That's it! Beldaran, I'm am sorry, but you are just plain disgusting. *Added to ignore list*
I don't know wether I should laugh or feel bad for you.
Then do both. 😃
Pineconn lolz wrote:I don't know wether I should laugh or feel bad for you.
Yeah, honestly, me too. Beldaran is like Jack Thompson every time he opens his mouth. While one is a total moron, both will constantly give you a good laugh.
And yes, Jack is the total moron.