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26 replies · 5,490 views · Started 12 April 2007

bigjoe 12 Apr 2007, 05:32

Final Fantasy 100 will feature yet another effeminate protagonist, this one with a giant dildo coming out of his anus. It is later revealed that this dildo is the handle to the Ultima Weapon, which somehow got lodged in there.

Also, following in the steps in which they threw out overworlds, they will throw out explorable areas, making you walk in a straight line from place to place with little interaction whatsoever.

They will explore a new naming system, in which you will see brand new spells like Ultifiragaga 2!!!!

Glenn the Great 12 Apr 2007, 05:35

bigjoe wrote:Also, following in the steps in which they threw out overworlds, they will throw out explorable areas, making you walk in a straight line from place to place with little interaction whatsoever.

Been there, done that. It's called Final Fantasy Tactics.

Sam Atoms 12 Apr 2007, 05:46

It's called Ys 3.

One of my better-liked side-scrolling action RPG's of all time, but this is one of its few true defects ---- it doesn't really have an overworld.

Glenn the Great 12 Apr 2007, 06:06

Sam Atoms wrote:It's called Ys 3.

One of my better-liked side-scrolling action RPG's of all time, but this is one of its few true defects ---- it doesn't really have an overworld.

Ys 3 is one of my all time favorites. Try to get ahold of Ys: Oath in Felghana. It's an overhead 3D remake of Ys 3 with modern graphics and music.

Darth Marsden 12 Apr 2007, 09:25

...

Final Fantasy: We Don't Give A Shit Any More

Final Fantasy: WDGASA is the latest, and greatest, game to come from the minds of Square-Enix-Level5-Bethesda. Immerse yourself in the most graphically advanced world you could ever imagine. Meet over 1,000 different people and listen to almost 1,000 lines of recorded dialog. Visit over 200 different areas of the world of Ivalice, over a third of them brand new. Battle against nearly 100 different enemies and save the world from the greatest evil ever known.

Final Fantasy: We Don't Give A Shit Any More - Only on PS100 (although side games will be released on Nintendo's far superior console)

Beldaran 12 Apr 2007, 14:00

Final Fantasy 100 will be a 60 hour cutscene that requires you to hold the controller the whole time.

ShadowTiger 12 Apr 2007, 14:14

Beldaran wrote:Final Fantasy 100 will be a 60 hour cutscene that requires you to hold the controller the whole time.

Sadly, ... Quoted for truth.

... I think I cried a little when I realized how true that's probably going to be. ._.'

mrz84 12 Apr 2007, 14:19

I'd have to say that the guy dressed as Auron is the only cool looking guy in that screenshot. I have to agree with just about all of this though concerning the PS100 stuff. Its kinda funny, but sad at the same time.

Daarkseid 12 Apr 2007, 23:21

Beldaran wrote:Final Fantasy 100 will be a 60 hour cutscene that requires you to hold the controller the whole time.

Hah hah, with the advances in controller technology, such a game could be made.

So that if you let go of the controller, the movie stops and says "Paused, pick up the controller to continue."

Pineconn 13 Apr 2007, 03:50

*counts* Ha. Mine has 104. Power to the "Pause|Break" key (or whatever key is missing in the top row on the right in the pic 😛).

I've never played a Final Fantasy game, so I'll just agree with you all and laugh.

Glenn the Great 13 Apr 2007, 04:11

Dragon Omega wrote:The characters would look like real people.
Which is a shame, because real people are ugly. :mischief:

This is something that has been noted in the porn industry as of late. Resolution is not something that pornographers strive to increase in videos.

AlexMax 13 Apr 2007, 10:19

Beldaran wrote:Final Fantasy 100 will be a 60 hour cutscene that requires you to hold the controller the whole time.

Don't you mean Virtual Mission Metal Gear Solid 10049?

You know, the one where you [strike]play[/strike] watch as a clone of Virtual Snake #292 trying to take out the terrorist virus cell S.P.A.R.T.A. with five wacky enemies, one of which will invariably survive somehow?

(And it's worth mentioning that not a single game since the origional one on PSX have you actually played as Solid Snake without a gimmick for the entire game, he's either not actually himself, old, a clone, a virtual reality program, a virtual clone, a ghost, the cardboard box that snake uses, a transcended human singularity in which an imaginary Snake exists, etc.)

No, for the real action, you need God of War XLR8R: "Kratos will kick your fucking ass, you stupid faggot", in which you take Kratos through all thirty levels just by mashing square rapidly.

Beldaran wrote:<huge image>

Mine has 103 buttons.

Heathen

Pineconn 14 Apr 2007, 05:06

cbailey78 wrote:Imagine having a ps100 emulator and how long it would take to download a rom on a 56k dialup.

I have a feeling that dial-up will be made illegal by then due to its suckiness. (Yes, I am using AOL.)

Darth Marsden 14 Apr 2007, 07:55

Dial-up? By the time of the PS100? Technology will be so advanced by then that we'll be having information beamed directly into out heads at a rate of a million megs an hour, or something. We'll play games with a virtual reality headset and a pair of VR gloves that mimic our actions in the game world.* Only Nintendo will make a successful version of the console, and it'll be about half the price of Sony's, though fan boys will still rave on about how Sony is God and can never be faulted, despite having constantly failed to deliver a decent console for centuries.

*If that actually happens within my lifetime, I will be very happy indeed.

MottZilla 14 Apr 2007, 16:42

There will be no PS100. Mankind will have killed itself off by then, or at the very least, Sony will be long gone. We've had stupid topics like this before. Please someone post something that's not borderline spam.