Eddie Murphy Returning For...

This is bizarre. Sly Stone is coming out with another Rocky, Eddie Murphy is coming out with another Beverly Hills Cop, and Van Halen is getting ready for a reunion tour.

wtf it's like the 1980's all over again, but with less cool.

There's another Die Hard in the works as well.

Another Indiana Jones is supposed to be in the works too.

...and all the tools out there have started wearing pink again.

...and the friggin' transformers are making a movie again!

Don't forget the new TMNT movie.

Well, our culture sucks so much cock it can't come up with very many good, new ideas. So instead they just regress. Not that some of those things weren't totally awesome, but I would rather see artistic progress and invention.

I'm pretty sure the misadventures of axel foley aren't going to be recorded in history books for our great descendants to learn and benefit from.

OMG I've done it! My time machine works!