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original LoZ 2.... i wonder what went on....

9 replies · 1,790 views · Started 12 October 2006

If you remember, you may recall going into a town, and talking to a certain woman. This woman would take you by the hand, lead you into a house, and you'd exit with full hearts..... i wonder.... pre-gta gaming hanky-panky? or not? hmmmmmm.....

Seeing as how the lady who restored your magic looked to be about 105, I sure as heck hope not.

Believe me, you're not the first person to think about this. But ya the old lady, ew. So you see Link is a manwhore.

[QUOTE=paraphrasing from chefelf's discussion about the original LoZ]
...Link's sword only shoots beams when he's full of love...[/QUOTE]

so...yeah...It makes very much sense. And I hope for link's sake that the old woman is only inviting him for tea, and not...you know...

Heh, even as a kid I invisioned them "kissing".. of course these days I can invision much more 😉

Wow, manwhore, and one minute wonder!
Or... 3 and a half second wonder. Considering it must take about 3 seconds of that to take off his pants enough to get his pointy little willy out, and hike up said old bitches' dress, hooooo boy is link awesome.

The Old Lady restores your magic, The lovely lady with the red dress on gives you life.
Tho it was creepy, thats why i never went to the old lady i'd just pick up potions :P

Well shucks..... I went through these scenes dozens of times and I never imagined anything sinister happening there. My impressions must be the most innocent and naive ever.

You've ruined my view of Link. Fags. :glare: :shakeno:
Though... lol @ the manwhore comments 🙄

remember, as the wise old sage Yoda in hyrule sayeth...
'love breaking is heart making'

all it is is a pun, hearts stand for love in addition to life force in z2.