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15 replies · 3,798 views · Started 10 October 2006

ZTC 10 Oct 2006, 17:59

Happy 31st birthday to rocksfan13. Just don't get sick on the cake. 🙄

Prrkitty 10 Oct 2006, 20:53

Happy birthday darlin. Enjoy the day and have some fun 😊
<hug>

erm2003 10 Oct 2006, 21:25

Happy Birthday! Did you have to spend the day working? Hopefully it went well and have a great evening.

rocksfan13 19 Oct 2006, 01:24

How in the hell did I miss this thread!? 🙄 :googly:
Thanks you guys. I guess I was thrown off by the title.

Aegix Drakan 19 Oct 2006, 01:29

XD Allow me to wish you a belated happy b-day. Keep on rockin!

Beldaran 19 Oct 2006, 01:33

One week ago today, you celebrated the anniversary of the day you were miserably squeezed out of your mother's gaping, pulsing, sloppy vagina. Congratulations.

Prrkitty 19 Oct 2006, 01:34

I thought you had missed this thread 😊 I'm glad I pointed it out to ya...
<hug>

ShadowTiger 19 Oct 2006, 01:55

Beldaran wrote:One week ago today, you celebrated the anniversary of the day you were miserably squeezed out of your mother's gaping, pulsing, sloppy vagina. Congratulations.

Wow. I'll never think of birthdays in the same light again. 😛 I'll definitely be skipping the cake this year. 🙄 XD

Indeed, a happy, if belated, birthday to you, Doug. May the days of your life be as numerous as the hot sands you walk on, Cyrodil.

rocksfan13 19 Oct 2006, 02:36

Thanks Aegix.

Yes Prry. Thank you.

Beldaran: Such words of wit. I am so glad that my mother had such the pleasure.

Indeed, Josh. I will not think of my birthday the same way again thanks to that.

Modus Ponens 19 Oct 2006, 02:37

Beldaran wrote:One week ago today, you celebrated the anniversary of the day you were miserably squeezed out of your mother's gaping, pulsing, sloppy vagina. Congratulations.

Not necessarily--some of us were born via Caesarean section.

ShadowTiger wrote:I'll definitely be skipping the cake this year.

Especially when you consider that placenta is the Latin word for cake.

Anyway, Rocksfan13, [font=courier new](Super Smash Brothers announcer voice)[/font] CONGRATULATIONS!

And hey, my name's Doug, too.

[SIZE="1"]And hey, 500 posts.[/SIZE]

Beldaran 19 Oct 2006, 02:40

Riverman wrote:Not necessarily--some of us were born via Caesarean section.

My sister and I were both C-section babies. 😊

Riverman wrote:
[SIZE="1"]And hey, 500 posts.[/SIZE]

Yay!:scared: :googly:

rocksfan13 19 Oct 2006, 02:40

Riverman wrote:
Anyway, Rocksfan13, [font=courier new](Super Smash Brothers announcer voice)[/font] CONGRATULATIONS!
And hey, my name's Doug, too.
[SIZE="1"]And hey, 500 posts.[/SIZE]

Hey another Doug to say hi to.

Hi Doug!😃

Mitsukara 19 Oct 2006, 03:00

So causing your mother's stomach and womb to be sliced open and you pulled out, covered in white gunk, is nicer? I guess it depends on the relationship one has with one's mother.

I'm not sure I've ever talked to you or seen you that much, Rocksfan, but I wish you a late happy birthday ^.^ *bows*

Behold the power of anti-time improving your birthday. It won't seem any different because it's already happened. 😉

Beldaran 19 Oct 2006, 03:39

Jennifer wrote:So causing your mother's stomach and womb to be sliced open and you pulled out

I don't recall causing my own conception. I believe the blame for this one lies squarely on the shoulders of my parents. I am a victim in this arrangement.:tongue:

Modus Ponens 19 Oct 2006, 04:06

You're the victim? We're the ones who have to put up with you.

Beldaran 19 Oct 2006, 04:50

Riverman wrote:You're the victim? We're the ones who have to put up with you.

Nicely done.:highfive: