Heres the place to tell "Yo mama jokes!" Almost everybody should know this!
I'll go first!
Yo mama so ugly, she thinks theres a monster in the mirror!
Yo mama!
Yo momma So Stupid she trade her car for gas money
Yo mama so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits "AROUND" the house! lol
Yo mama vagina so hairy when u born u got rope burn
owww!
^ OMG THATS FUNNY!
Yo mama so stupid that she locked her keys "out of the car!"
hahaha
Yo mama so ugly the ugly judge said sorry no professianals
Yo mama so fat she has no legs! OMG F U N N Y
YO MAMA IS FAT! ' Nuff said
Yo mama got 2 watches for both of her timezones.
^ lol
Yo mama sound so bad she doesn't have to even talk to break windows! lol
yo mama always ready for christmas, she has red and green teeth
Yo mama so stupid that she makes a retard say, "God your dumb!"
U Moma Zo Ztoopid Se Kno Wot I Sayng
Yo mama smell so bad that the dogs sniff her butt and dies!
yo mama IS uglyUGLYUGLYUGLY il\ looked and died
Yo mama so stinky that she carries Lysol with her!
hahaha
yo mama so stupid she made me forget my joke
yo mama so old and fat, when she haerd the big bang she said 'i heard a pebble fall onto a shaggy carpet i think...'
Yo mama's so stupid when she read this thread she thought it was funny.
erm2003 wrote:Yo mama's so stupid when she read this thread she thought it was funny.
Yo mama beat me to what I was going to say.
Yo mama so fat she was her own car! :P
all of yo mama's so stupid, they gave birth to each and every one of you.
Yo mama is so darn fat n' hariy, you said, "darn I can't escape this jungle!"
Yo mama is so darn hairy that when she walk you to school, the prinicipal said, "sorry, no pet allow!"
yo mama so dumb, she returned a puzzle 'cause she thought it was broken.
Yo mamma so fat she jumped in the grand canyon and made it wider
Yo mamma so fat you need a map to get around her
yo mama is so nasty her make up is green, and home made!
Here is a good one:
Yo mama is so NICE to you
she pays the bill's
and makes it possable
for you to have the internet
so STOP being rude to moms,
Unless there rude and bitchy
like Biggey05.lol
yo mama is so smart she laughed at that lol
Yo mama so stupid she tried to give you a blowjob 'cause she thought it would help with your unemployment.
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Gleeok wrote:Yo mama so stupid she tried to give you a blowjob 'cause she thought it would help with your unemployment.Yo mama is so stupid she got lost in a food store and starved to death😱.