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Python Eats Sheep

10 replies · 2,539 views · Started 21 September 2006

Saw this posted somewhere else, figured I'd post it here...

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http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2006/09/060915-python-ewe.html

September 15, 2006�A fresh lamb dinner might sound like a manageable meal for an 18-foot-long (5.5-meter-long) python. But maybe the hungry snake should have waited for the lamb to be born.

Last week firefighters in the Malaysian village of Kampung Jabor were called in to remove the bloated snake (pictured) from a roadway. The reptile had swallowed an entire pregnant sheep and was too full to slither away and digest its supersize meal.

But the stress of being captured likely triggered the python to purge�it eventually regurgitated the dead ewe.

Pythons are constrictors, meaning they rely on strength, not venom, to kill their prey. About once a week the large snakes ambush a likely meal, grab hold with backward-curving teeth, and wrap around the victim, suffocating it to death. Pythons then open their hinged jaws wide to swallow their prey whole.

Sometimes, though, it seems like the voracious reptiles don't think before they snack. This particular snake isn't the first python to get a tough lesson in the dangers of swallowing oversize prey

Insert pornographic "deep throat" reference and/or pun including the term "gag reflex". Bonus points for including mention of George Takei.

... ... Please, ... ... no more images of bloated reptiles. > <. It almost makes me wish snakes could use a knife and fork.

Cyborg, I'm not entirely sure what that image is showing. Is that a python that tried to swallow an alligator... and failed? And by failed, I mean, popped?

*EDIT*

Forget the above. I read the story that the above one linked to. That's pretty gross, but since pretty much nothing but genuine human suffering bothers me these days, I don't find it disturbing. It's actually kind of humorous, but not as much as this, which War Lord's article also linked to:

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2006/07/060724-snake-blanket.html