New super mario bros has sold the least copys than any video game ever.
What The? The game.
ITBS test means "Idiot-Triple-Bums-Suck" (no offence teachers)
Feeding lego to a baby is a nutritional diet!
School is cool!
Sneeze in your hand before greeting someone.
Turning music up full blast in your ears sharpens your hearing dramatically.
Staring at the sun for an hour makes you see a LOT better!
Educational Science experiment:Replace a load of creamed cheese with vomit absorbing sawdust. When everyone is sick, will the vomit absorb itself?
^ LMAO!
Unicorns and farie tales are real!!!!!!!!!!
It is safe to keep a dog in a hot car, it will double it's life expectancy. :P
If there's a high voltage, radioactivity, or danger-do not enter-sign, it means that there's a party you weren't invited to, so you can walk right in and start partying.
Rulehy is a mean idiot
The Queen of England is ridiculous.
Bombing the world will make everyone love you!
Assassinating George Bush and Tony Blair will get you an Oscar award for best screenplay.