Evil Toy game

Mighty Morphine Pyro Rangers: They come with a bottle of bubble-gum flavored morphine, a fun looking can of napalm and a non-childproof lighter.

Samus figurine that kills people and hides the bodys.Missils,lazers,shotguns,
and poisin gas are the things used!

A GI Joe figure that actually slits your throat you while you sleep.

Bill Nie the science guy!
With nuckular power!
He destroys all humanity!

A new board game, Pop Goes the Hamster! Microwave not included.

EDIT: How about Barbie's Red Light District playset?

Posessed dolls.

A video game!
Zombies attack!
You go in the screen and get eaten by zombies!

MUHAHAHAHA!
EXCELLENT!

Demon Possessed Life Size RC cars...

Fisher Price My First Sepukku Playset.

Debie the Decapitator Doll!
She comes to life when she knows you sleeping and cuts off your other dolls heads and when theres no more dolls left she comes for you! Available only in Canada!

Little dinosaur sponge capsules. Just add water and watch it grow to life size and either crush you or eat you. After all, dehidration and then getting stuffed into tiny capsules and packages makes one very hungry. Herbavours not included.

a little toy phone, that, when you dial it, you either get a creepy- sounding voice saying, "im coming for you..." or ends up sommoning a demon to slaughter your family while you watch...

Tails Doll
'nuf said

a doll of tails? dont you mean amy? shes the evil one :evil:
anyway, how bou' a board geme called jumanji... hehe, im evil :sly:

do a google for Tails Doll Curse

solyphon wrote: anyway, how bou' a board geme called jumanji... hehe, im evil :sly:

Good one.

A knome that just stares at you. Just stands there, staring...

Barbie!!!
Is!!
Evil!