This brings new meaning to shoving something up your arse

Usually people go to the emergency room with a bad explanation of how something wound up in their anus only when they've been shoving items up there themselves.

Christ, I feel bad for the poor guy, but wow, that's just funny. A frickin' light bulb? Who does that to someone? I mean, of all the things one would expect to find up one's arse.... Glad they were able to safely remove it.

What I want to know is how the hell did they get it in there without it breaking?

Maybe someone was trying to "show him the light" and got confused about which end was up. <giggle>

I remember a bit they did on The Daily Show where they were talking to a proctologist about people putting things up their asses. She was saying how they always try to come up with some lame excuse about how it got up there, and then she showed them a number of x-rays taken of people with stuff up there. One of the x-rays she showed them was someone with a lightbulb up his ass. She remarked how dangerous it was, as the lightbulb could easily shatter.

So this is nothing new. People have shoved light bulbs up asses before, and I'm sure they will again in the future - as a decent segment of the population is pretty dumb.

Ewwww... lightbulb in the butt? Wtf would possess someone to put paper thin glass in their ass (haha, rhyme)?

"Thanks Allah, now I feel comfort."

Sounds like a slogan for Islamic Pepto.

A couple years ago I went to the doctor to get my shoulders checked out.

As I walked through the halls I looked in a room and saw an x-ray of what appeared to be an electric toothbrush in a bodily cavity. I lol'd. :shrug:

Hey, I'm sure I'm not the only one that's noticed (incidentally) while changing the head on an electric toothbrush that the little thing in there has a powerful buzz to it.

It kind of reminds me of the Jackass movie where they stick the car in a condom and stick it up a guy's ass. The next day he goes to the doctor telling him he had no idea how it happened.

But yeah, I'm with Darth with this one, how did they get it up there with out it breaking. Unless he was butt fucked daily and the hole had stretched open. :shrug:

Archibaldo wrote:It kind of reminds me of the Jackass movie where they stick the car in a condom and stick it up a guy's ass. The next day he goes to the doctor telling him he had no idea how it happened.

But yeah, I'm with Darth with this one, how did they get it up there with out it breaking. Unless he was butt fucked daily and the hole had stretched open. :shrug:

I was just thinking about the jackass thing when I read this. As for the butt sex......dude that is so wrong.

moocow wrote:Ewwww... lightbulb in the butt? Wtf would possess someone to put paper thin glass in their ass (haha, rhyme)?

Haha. That was pretty good. They do make outdoors type lightbulbs that are coated with plastic or something to make them less likely to crack and shatter. Now the real question is did the lightbulb light up when they shoved it up his ass.

Mottzilla wrote:Now the real question is did the lightbulb light up when they shoved it up his ass.

I just got a really, really horrible Uncle Fester image in my mind. Thanks alot, Mott.

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