ZC on Uncyclopedia

That's pretty true in my opinion.

Hehe. Funny, and somewhat true. I should add myself to the Unimportant People list.

Zelda Classic is a special breed of monkey, with nine ears, several feet, and an unknown number of tentacles. It has been developed into an exact replica of the original Nintendo version that we all know and love. Beyond that, Zelda Classic gives us new insight into the world of mutated primates, pi�atas, telepathy, and Happy Gilmore.

[center]Truer words have never been spoken.

*Salutes*[/center]

How utterly derisory.