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Join me in the fight against cancer!

24 replies · 3,870 views · Started 09 May 2006

Tygore wrote:Thank goodness, we wouldn't want anything bad to happen to moocow's prostate.

Exactly! I'm glad you understand 😊

I think it's fairly safe to assume the following:

1) Some things just help themselves over time. 😊 Even without realizing it, apparently.
2) ... ... <comment about Christianity and sinning to pr0n> ... ...

.. That makes no sense. Hoorah. Yes, we've all been doing it for years. Hell, any martial arts instructor can tell you that using those muscles can help stave off prostate cancer.

Really does make me wonder why people still think it's a sin. If it's a sin to help yourself prevent prostate cancer, ... ... ... Well, you're looking at saving the "potential" for life, rather than life which already exists, as well as the ability to spread life around the world as well. Funky, funky stuff.

I remember hearing about this (I think) on Leno a few months ago. I just started laughing
(btw, wasn't something like this posted before, or is it that I'm just tired as hell?)

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(raises the WTF flag)

that's just weird...

I'm gonna shove that WTF Flag up your ass in a minute.

Well, it's good to know that I for one won't be getting prostate cancer. And I'm sure I speak for most males here when I say that.

Darth Marsden wrote:I'm gonna shove that WTF Flag up your ass in a minute.

You'll find that hard, cause the Cyborg just stole it.

Darth Marsden wrote:I'm gonna shove that WTF Flag up your ass in a minute.

Well, it's good to know that I for one won't be getting prostate cancer. And I'm sure I speak for most males here when I say that.

If you don't I will.

There are alot of men that have a very low chance of getting prostate cancer now.

The idea that masturbation is sin all has to do with a rotten idea that has been pushed for millennia that one should not have an orgasm if they are not trying to reproduce. The Catholic Church has pushed that, and they still push it today, not even allowing birth control. It's nonsense.

I believe in totally separating the sexual act from reproduction. I even want to get a vasectomy. My interest in sex is completely about pleasure, and I abhor pregnancy and reproduction. My feelings on the issue would label me as the epitome of sexual immorality in the eyes of the Catholic Church.

Glenn the Great wrote:I believe in totally separating the sexual act from reproduction. I even want to get a vasectomy. My interest in sex is completely about pleasure, and I abhor pregnancy and reproduction. My feelings on the issue would label me as the epitome of sexual immorality in the eyes of the Catholic Church.

Don't worry about it. No one would ever have sex with you. Ever.

AlexMax wrote:Don't worry about it. No one would ever have sex with you. Ever.

Look who's talking. No way in Hell you would have sex before I do.

Aren't you guys like in your early 20s? Alexmax and glenn?

Glenn, you sound like a 14 year old making that bet on who loses v card first

As far as I'm aware, there's no law against acting childish on the internet. Hell, if there were, the internet would have died LONG ago.

Let them have their 'fun'.

AlexMax wrote:Don't worry about it. No one would ever have sex with you. Ever.

Glenn the Great wrote:Look who's talking. No way in Hell you would have sex before I do.

AHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Grow up.

I think I'll just have my prostate surgically removed. Then I win the fight without the continued effort. 😊

Darth Marsden wrote:As far as I'm aware, there's no law against acting childish on the internet. Hell, if there were, the internet would have died LONG ago.

Let them have their 'fun'.

YOU got that right. plus its fun to be childish every now 😃 and then especially on the internet when no one realy knows who you are.