Pay up.

Toolie wrote:I seem to have missed remembering this, but I've been here over five years now. Where's my fancy stars and special powers? Don't I get a crazy position? Or at least a fucking blowjob? Come on guys.

You get a cookie. Glitch will be along to give your complimentary blowjob later.

You can have the creepy guy who's sitting in my waiting room staring at me with a big weird smile on his face.

There has been a change in schedual. Apparently it's my turn to give you a blow job...

Jigglysaint wrote:There has been a change in schedual. Apparently it's my turn to give you a blow job...

Hey, that's....really creepy...

Maybe it's the avatar.

We've all been here five years.

We've all been here five years.

except meee!

I've been here almost 4 and a half years.

But I've taken a ton of leaves from here so maybe it doesn't count 😞

Heh. If participation actually counted toward a forum's occupational time, I'd be nearing my seventh year around May. :blah: XD Heh.

There has been a change in schedual. Apparently it's my turn to give you a blow job...