Best Engrish I've Ever Seen

:rofl:
That was great!

CONGRATURATIONS!!!

"Cashew Not"
"Then what the hell is it?"

That was great.

Could you bring me a "Cowboy leg" please.

"Hey, could I add a peaceful to my meal?".

...And a "Gold silver lotus root silk fries shrimp f*cks" for my girlfriend please.

I'm not quite that hungry, thanks.

Lol, butter many privates. This stuff is gold! If you concentrate hard, you can figure it out.

Except maybe Fuck the burn off, and Every Form Rape.

Edit: Since when are words like fuck and rape not allowed at AGN? Actually I got to stop swearing. This site is the devil's washroom sometimes.

No, ... no, I ... Yeah, I pretty much stopped reading after "Good to eat mountain." The last time I read something as funny, I had to lie down. It's just too painful sometimes. :| Can't live with two collapsed lungs, after all.

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lol. just pure lol.

He took the words right out of my mouth.

how do you numb vegetables? and what's fuck silk? satin?

Those are good questions...

What happens if I get that to go?

Apparently, it's legal!

"Every form rape"...

...

that's probably the single-most ordered item on that menu

I wonder what did they used to translate from japanese to engrish?

For the record, it's Chinese, not Japanese. Not that that's especially important.
I like the idea of "Block pepper sauce Retchup." Sounds wonderful.

I laughed like heck when I was reading it. Heck, I'm surprised that I didnt' get kicked out of the campus library :sweat: