A young couple goes up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation. After bringing in all of the luggage, the guy says, "Honey, my hands are freezing!" She says, "Well, put them between my legs and I�ll warm them up."
Later he goes out to catch a few fish for lunch and comes back and says again, "Man! My hands are really freezing!" She says again, "Well put them between my legs and I'll warm them up." He does, and again that warms him up.
After dinner, he goes out to chop wood for the night. When he returns, he again says, "Wow, honey, my hands are really freezing!"
She sighs and says, "Gee, honey, don't your EARS ever get cold?"
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It took me a while to get that... :laughing: Thanks!
Anyway. IF I was in that situation, I'd say something like, "Build a fire, dumb***!" Really. Makes you wonder why the woman never thought of saying that...
algam86 wrote:It took me a while to get that... :laughing: Thanks!Anyway. IF I was in that situation, I'd say something like, "Build a fire, dumb***!" Really. Makes you wonder why the woman never thought of saying that...
I don't think you got it.
algam86 wrote:It took me a while to get that... :laughing: Thanks!
What's funny is that you still didn't get it.
But of course, Starkist already said that.
Anyhow, I've heard this joke before, in probably 5 different ways.
First time I've ever seen this one. Read it a few times and I understand it.
I lol'd