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18 replies · 3,482 views · Started 18 January 2006

The AGNerds fought well in the old style, hacking our boards and defacing our website... but they have caused enough trouble... enough to face: The Shredder!

I promised you that we would destroy these troublesome freaks of nature that interfere with our business… these… AGNerds. The fools might have overpowered us with the loss of one, but now, their fate has become his: those loyal to our cause have defected to The Foot, bringing with them...

The entire AGN forum database!
http://hyrule.hotarubi.net/forums//thread/2/

What the fuck are you talking about?

You know, this all just sounds like a really bad comic book story.

Yay, we get to see the staff talking about the who debacle between breaker and FCF, good job there </sarcasm>

oh and for the record? the defacing of your site had nothing to do with agn, that was justsean and me having some fun after i was handed your password by one of your "friends". What kinmd of idiot uses "Master" as a master password anyway?

[11:06am] �brekkar� don't even bother deleting his posts
[11:06am] �brekkar� its not like he's doing any harm
[11:06am] �brekkar� he's obviously a kid with some very special needs
[11:06am] �brekkar� just put a helmet on him
[11:06am] �brekkar� and let him drool on himself
[11:06am] �+Shinobu� lol
[11:06am] �brekkar� its not like he's a threat to anybody but himself

Gods gonna be pissed when he fings out you were using his password. Oh yeah God? Sorry about that idiot remark.

So we all heard your announcement that the AGN staff keeps secret tabs on all members. I look in the private staff forums and what do I see?
"member xxx has been warned for spamming. member yyy has been banned for flaming zzz". And so on. I confess myself disappointed.

What a bloody waste of time. Get a life, guys.

Can't you guys take your zest and energy and like, uh, campaign for a politician or something? Get lives, freaks.

koopa wrote:So we all heard your announcement that the AGN staff keeps secret tabs on all members. I look in the private staff forums and what do I see?
"member xxx has been warned for spamming. member yyy has been banned for flaming zzz". And so on. I confess myself disappointed.

What a bloody waste of time. Get a life, guys.

Gee I cant wait till they make a thread about me 🙄

Glenn appears to have some internal conflict going on at his forum:

Raelus oh, this is SO rich
Raelus (23:47:04) RaelusAIM: I knew your ego would get in the way of things
Raelus (23:47:11) RaelusAIM: this is why I got myself demoted
Raelus (23:47:23) GlenntheGreat1: I am only trying to run the place efficiently
Raelus (23:47:32) RaelusAIM: you're following your testicles
Raelus (23:47:37) GlenntheGreat1: What?
Raelus (23:47:41) GlenntheGreat1: What is that supposed to mean?
Raelus (23:48:00) RaelusAIM: analyze what I contributed, and what rachel contributed
Raelus (23:48:05) RaelusAIM: which was more valuable to you?
Raelus (23:48:10) RaelusAIM: who got more respect?
Raelus (23:48:12) RaelusAIM: end of story
Raelus (23:48:19) GlenntheGreat1: All I want from you is to run things by me
Raelus (23:48:31) GlenntheGreat1: If you can't do that, you have no reason to have any power
Raelus (23:48:36) RaelusAIM: ...
Raelus (23:48:38) RaelusAIM: fine
Raelus (23:48:43) RaelusAIM: but only for HaB's sake
Raelus (23:48:53) GlenntheGreat1: You think you are getting back in after this?
Raelus (23:48:59) RaelusAIM: yes
Raelus (23:49:21) GlenntheGreat1: I don't think so. What will stop another one of your impulsive actions from occuring
Raelus (23:49:25) GlenntheGreat1: You are too impulsive
Raelus (23:49:28) GlenntheGreat1: We can't trust you
Raelus (23:49:41) RaelusAIM: my impulsive actions are an excellent reason to reinstate me
Raelus (23:49:49) RaelusAIM: why, I might go over to AGN
Raelus (23:50:23) RaelusAIM: face it, everything that HaB wants and needs can only be gotten from me
Raelus (23:50:42) RaelusAIM: your little world is nothing without my help
Raelus (23:50:53) GlenntheGreat1: I am quite capable of handling things without you
Raelus (23:51:04) RaelusAIM: you can't finish a project for shit
Raelus (23:51:07) RaelusAIM: you scare off your staff
Raelus (23:51:13) GlenntheGreat1: Are you scared?
Raelus (23:51:15) RaelusAIM: and you're obsessed with AGN
Raelus (23:51:20) RaelusAIM: no
Raelus (23:51:24) RaelusAIM: I'm pissed
Raelus (23:51:34) GlenntheGreat1: You are the only staff that left today
Raelus (23:51:45) RaelusAIM: ben doesn't count as staff, remember?
Raelus (23:51:52) GlenntheGreat1: He didn't leave. He got demoted
Raelus (23:52:10) RaelusAIM: "demoted"
Raelus (23:52:18) RaelusAIM: how can you demote a moderator and still call him staff?
Raelus (23:52:26)
Raelus (23:52:26) GlenntheGreat1: I'm not
Raelus (23:52:32) GlenntheGreat1: I'm talking about you
Raelus (23:52:48) RaelusAIM: I'm leaving
Raelus (23:52:53) RaelusAIM: and I'm taking Ben with me
Raelus (23:53:12) RaelusAIM: he knows how to treat his ultimate weapons
Ben internet.
Raelus (23:53:30) GlenntheGreat1: Maybe we'll play Internets War sometime, then
Raelus (23:53:34) RaelusAIM: we will
Raelus (23:53:55) RaelusAIM: because I reveal to you now this: I told Sean your "master" password
Raelus (23:53:56) RaelusAIM: bwahaha
Raelus (23:54:03) RaelusAIM: we shall meet again, my enemy

Thanks for posting something that nobody cares about.

Nobody here is like Glenn, we don't care about his site and could give a rats ass less about trying to take it down or spy on him or any of his members.

tl;dr

the only reason this is lame is the "oh we're doing it for the lolz--no wait we're actually not" part 😞 it's all "lol guyz, internet war" but it's backed up by lame petty shit and personal bitterness. FAILS.

zledalover2006 wrote:The AGNerds fought well in the old style, hacking our boards and defacing our website... but they have caused enough trouble... enough to face: The Shredder!

those loyal to our cause have defected to The Foot

Funny story: In the old cartoon, Hamato Yoshi (Splinter) was a high-ranking member of the Foot Clan, and Shredder was jealous and obsessed. He conspired to have Yoshi framed and banned, opening the way for him to assume control of the Foot and turn it into a criminal organization.
Logically, since that's no longer considered canon, (And that's an understatement,) Glenn should not be referred to as the fearsome Shredder who answers to no one and takes no prisoners. At the very least, he is only the inept version from the old cartoon who failed miserably on a weekly basis and eagerly served a goofy alien brain thing. And what happens to losers like that? Here's a hint: those turtle boys don't cut him no slack.

Are you kidding? This is the most childish techno-punk soap opera shit I've ever seen - except there's no sex. Ever.

all this is too childishly dramatic for me to even try to fathom. i really dont care what goes on in secret, behind closed doors as long as no one from agn is spying on me in the shower

edit: thanks brittanianhero4 i feel more at ease

copsgotguns wrote:all this is too childishly dramatic for me to even try to fathom. i really dont care what goes on in secret, behind closed doors as long as no one from agn is spying on me in the shower

Through out my stay at AGN, it's been my experience that AGN has nothing but you welfare in mind as it does its job. At the very least, it's not harmful. AGN knows what it is, while its "enemies" don't. That is the major difference here. Whether or not you know what's really going on, the situation truly is rather trivial.

All you really need to know is Here. It's pretty much just that simple. :shrug: