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[17:33] <Eckels> ok check this concept out
[17:33] <Eckels> say you do something while home alone, with no one around, that will shortly kill you
[17:33] <Eckels> like for instance, accidentally swallow poison or something
[17:34] <Eckels> or cut yourself, like with a power tool by accident or something
[17:34] <Eckels> and you had no way to get help for yourself so you knew you were going to die
[17:34] <Eckels> and since you won't last for more than a few hours
[17:35] <Eckels> you sit down to type at the computer
[17:35] <Eckels> btw, you don't have internet access of any type
[17:35] <Eckels> just a personal computer
[17:35] <Eckels> a day or so later
[17:36] <glitch> like a freak masterbation accident?
[17:36] <Eckels> someone finds you, dead
[17:36] <Eckels> stfu and let me finish
[17:36] <Eckels> you just ruined it
[17:36] <Eckels> you fucking turd
[17:36] <glitch> finish it
[17:38] <glitch> resetting isp
[17:38] <glitch> brb
[17:38] <Eckels> wouldn't it be funny if, instead of the person finding the 25 page memoir that you spent the last hours of your life tying, the word processing program crashed and instead the screen showed a popup from hot latina ladies
[17:39] <Eckels> .com
[17:39] <glitch> lol